Fleshy, droopy candy doesn’t mix well with Miley Cyrus. Sigh. Reminds us of those gummi lighthouses.

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1. “Maybe Not The Best Merchandising Opportunity For A 15 Year-Old?”
2. More Pictures Of Hannah Montana Candy

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Instead of MySpace, this time revealing photos of the Disney star are appearing in the pages of Vanity Fair. Cyrus is now calling the spread, shot by Annie Leibovitz, “embarassing,” though the magazine says she and her minders signed off on all the images when they were taken and that the shot is simply “artistic.”

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1. Miley Cyrus Behind-the-scenes Vanity Fair Video
2. Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Seem Embarassed in These Behind-The-Scenes Shots
3. The Article in Vanity Fair: “Miley Knows Best”
4. How Vanity Fair “Groomed” Miley Cyrus
5. Jamie Lee Curtis Stands Up For Miley
6. The Times Says This “Revealing Photo” May Undo Miley Cyrus
7. Miley Cyrus Says She’s Sorry, OK?
8. Annie Leibovitz Defends Her Miley Pics
9. The Beginning of Miley’s Physical Makeover?
10. Earlier Miley Cyrus Pics - Featured on BuzzFeed
11. Miley Cyrus On Semi-Topless Pic: ‘I Feel So Embarrassed’!
12. The Cyrus/VF Controversy Isn’t About Exploitation or Morality

MUSIC BUZZ: U2 and Hannah Montana have 3D music movies hitting theaters. You know you wanna get stoned and go see Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: The Best of Both Worlds Concert at the IMAX.

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1. Missy Elliott Fans Probably Won’t Make Special Trip to Get 3D Glasses Just to Watch 3-Minute 3D Video
2. MGMT Has a 3D Video as Well
3. Hannah Montana Vs. U2
4. U23D: Don’t go to the Website, don’t watch the trailer, stop reading this right now and get your ass to the THEATRE!
5. Live-Blogging The TRL Debut Of Missy Elliott’s 3-D Video
6. ‘Hannah’ takes on U2 in 3-D battle of the bands
7. Marilyn Manson’s 3D Music Video Will Be Directed by James Cameron as Part of a Larger Film Project
8. Making the 3D Music Video “Wanderlust” for Björk
9. NY Times Reviews Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds Concert Video

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Innocent-yet-racy sleepover photos of the 15-year-old Hannah Montana star are suddenly everywhere. Another Disney-related photo scandal! Vanessa Hudgens must be so relieved she’s not the only one.

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1. Miley Almost Naked! The Wet T-Shirt Pics
2. Miley Cyrus Photo Shockers
3. Yet MORE Photos: Miley Cyrus Underwear Strip
4. Miley Cyrus In Vanity Fair - Featured on BuzzFeed
5. Miley Cyrus Sluts it up Again In MySpace Photos
6. Miley Cyrus Sleepover Pics “Scandal” is so RIDICULOUS
7. Miley Cyrus Sleepover Photos
8. Miley Sez Pics with Friend ‘Nothing Bad’
9. Disney Girls Know How To Stir The Pot
10. “It’s two girls at a sleepover.”
11. Miley Also Loves Victoria’s Secret