“Why am I sitting on the roof of a church?”
I am dying. Literally, bye.
You’re only as old as you feel? Tell that to tequila.
So you had a big night last night! And now you want to die. But this egg sandwich? This sandwich wants you to LIVE.
Throwing up prayers to the Saint of Nutella.
If these guys can get through it, so can you.
There’s vomit on his sweater already…
Warning: Contains rude words that have been crudely shaven into people’s heads.
We’ve all been there. And it sucks.
There’s actual scientific evidence behind these hangover helpers, so listen up.
“I’m so hungover I think I may cry vomit.”
Thanks, science… kind of.
This is science. We consulted a nutritionist and everything.
But there’s no actual evidence that it works. Try at your own peril.
I’m just going to take a nap right here.
Plus Robert Redford and Will Ferrel have an historic debate, Cookie Monster becomes the “Wolf of Sesame Street,” and reviews of 9 “hangover cures.”
From “I feel great” to “I’m pretty sure hell is is better than this.” We’ve all been there.
These rankings DO NOT reflect taste, only overall “grossness,” OK?
Be on the lookout for these drunk idiots — but more importantly, make sure you’re not one of them.
You really shouldn’t experience any of these more than twice a week. Please read sensibly.
We’re calling it the BuzzFeed Arms. And this is what we expect.
An enterprising anesthesiologist, clad in black scrubs and armed with a magic IV, isn’t just making sure that the high-roller money that comes to Vegas stays in Vegas. He’s dedicated his life to the noble pursuit of pleasure without pain.
One thing is for sure: David Johnson knows Jay-Z. But does Jay know him?
Here’s a nifty explanation to keep in mind before you experience your first hangover of 2012.
Gatorade finally makes a commercial for the people who actually drink it.
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Not that I or anyone in the BuzzFeed office would ever need such a list ourselves. And certainly not today of all days. But I just figured you might need these tips, dear reader. I’m just thinking about you!
His name is Charles, and he’s damned please to meet you.
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All the blogs are reporting that there’s a new “best way” to cure your hangover. Apparently, some joker named Michael Oshinsky from Thomas Jefferson University “gave rats hangovers” and came up with this little piece of linkbait idiocy. Let’s all get drunk tonight and see if it works.
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