Porn star Kayden Kross' new sex toy is a rubber hand for your dick. And they double as fabulous candlestick holders.
Every man's dream come true… [Ed Note: It can be a bit expensive, but it's totally worth the money at this place.] (Via Mahalo.)
Sarah Benincasa proposes a simple solution to our little problem with P-Robz. Because he's never going to learn unless we dole out a fair punishment. Oh, Sarah. You're so wise!
For this dude, it's just another night filled with hand jobs, choo choo trains, and that damn fake crab he just can't get rid of! All aboard the Molester Express! Last stop: prison!