BuzzFeed - Buzz Tagged "Gwyneth Paltrow" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 04:08:02 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Get You Laid On Valentine's Day http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/gwyneth-paltrow-wants-to-get-you-laid-on-valentine Ms. Paltrow if you're nasty. This week's edition of Gwyneth Paltrow's email newsletter, GOOP, provides women with a Valentine's Day guide that they can give to their man so he doesn't screw things up. It includes all the requisite Valentine's Day tips—breakfast in bed, flowers, etc.—but also, this!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/gwyneth-paltrow-wants-to-get-you-laid-on-valentine Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:02:08 -0500 <strong>Ms. Paltrow if you&#39;re nasty.</strong> This week&#39;s edition of Gwyneth Paltrow&#39;s email newsletter, GOOP, provides women with a Valentine&#39;s Day guide that they can give to their man so he doesn&#39;t screw things up. It includes all the requisite Valentine&#39;s Day tips--breakfast in bed, flowers, etc.--but also, this! mattcherette nonadult The 12 Most Ridiculous Parts Of Gwyneth Paltrow&#39;s Latest GOOP Newsletter http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/the-12-most-ridiculous-parts-of-gwyneth-paltrow3 Did you know? Total lack of self-awareness! Gwyneth Paltrow's weekly email newsletter, GOOP, is comprised of lifestyle tips from Paltrow that the everyday woman can relate to. Except that it's not. Ever. Literally not once ever.

This week, Paltrow thought working moms everywhere would just LOVE to see what it's like to get photographed by Terry Richardson for the cover of "Harper's Bazaar." You know, to prepare them all for the day they're photographed by Terry RIchardson for the cover of "Harper's Bazaar." Because EVERYONE is photographed by Terry Richardson for the cover of "Harper's Bazaar" at one point or another, right?

While the newsletter held a "That's so Gwyneth!" vibe of complete and utter detachment from normalcy throughout, I've decided to highlight some specific ones below.

The typically bourgeois introduction:

The typically bourgeois introduction:

The reminder that she&#39;s "Just like us!":

The reminder that she's "Just like us!":

The peek into the typical working mom&#39;s post-school run professional makeup application:

The peek into the typical working mom's post-school run professional makeup application:

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/the-12-most-ridiculous-parts-of-gwyneth-paltrow3 Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:02:11 -0500 <strong>Did you know? Total lack of self-awareness!</strong> Gwyneth Paltrow&#39;s weekly email newsletter, GOOP, is comprised of lifestyle tips from Paltrow that the everyday woman can relate to. Except that it&#39;s not. Ever. Literally not once ever. mattcherette nonadult This week, Paltrow thought working moms everywhere would just LOVE to see what it&#39;s like to get photographed by Terry Richardson for the cover of "Harper&#39;s Bazaar." You know, to prepare them all for the day they&#39;re photographed by Terry RIchardson for the cover of "Harper&#39;s Bazaar." Because EVERYONE is photographed by Terry Richardson for the cover of "Harper&#39;s Bazaar" at one point or another, right? While the newsletter held a "That&#39;s so Gwyneth!" vibe of complete and utter detachment from normalcy throughout, I&#39;ve decided to highlight some specific ones below. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult The One Song To Get Gwyneth Paltrow&#39;s Approval http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/the-one-song-to-get-gwyneth-paltrows-approval There can only be one. The latest issue of Gwyneth Paltrow's email newsletter, GOOP, was released today. That's where, among vegan recipes for infants (seriously), we found Paltrow's recommendation—nay, demand—for what song you should listen to this week. Here's a hint: It features Blue Ivy Carter (or as she's known on the stage, The Notorious B.I.C.).

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/the-one-song-to-get-gwyneth-paltrows-approval Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:32:08 -0500 <strong>There can only be one.</strong> The latest issue of Gwyneth Paltrow&#39;s email newsletter, GOOP, was released today. That&#39;s where, among vegan recipes for infants (seriously), we found Paltrow&#39;s recommendation--nay, demand--for what song you should listen to this week. Here&#39;s a hint: It features Blue Ivy Carter (or as she&#39;s known on the stage, The Notorious B.I.C.). mattcherette nonadult Lose A Few Pounds With Gwyneth Paltrow&#39;s $425 Cleanse And Impossible Recipes http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/lose-a-few-pounds-with-gwyneth-paltrows-425 In the last edition of her email newsletter, Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow recommended an expensive spa day to nurse your New Year's hangover. So it shouldn't come as a surprise that the new issue features Paltrow recommending a $425, 21-day “Goop Cleanse.” But just in case that isn't pretentious and out-of-touch enough for you, Paltrow also includes some cleanse-related recipes (you can't eat normal food on the Goop Cleanse, you proletarian) that require more time, money and fresh herbs than anyone but Paltrow can possibly imagine. Here are some highlights.

Paltrow&#39;s introductory letter:

Paltrow's introductory letter:

This is what $425 buys you:

This is what $425 buys you:

Have way too much time on your hands and small amounts of several hard-to-find and/or expensive ingredients? Congratulations, you can make this chicken wrap:

Have way too much time on your hands and small amounts of several hard-to-find and/or expensive ingredients? Congratulations, you can make this chicken wrap:

This dish looks practical:

This dish looks practical:

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/lose-a-few-pounds-with-gwyneth-paltrows-425 Thu, 05 Jan 2012 19:32:09 -0500 <strong>In the last edition of her email newsletter, Goop, <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/gwyneth-paltrows-ridiculous-hangover-cure-4td5">Gwyneth Paltrow recommended an expensive spa day</a> to nurse your New Year&#39;s hangover.</strong> So it shouldn&#39;t come as a surprise that the <a href="http://goop.com/newsletter/160/en">new issue</a> features Paltrow recommending a $425, 21-day "Goop Cleanse." But just in case that isn&#39;t pretentious and out-of-touch enough for you, Paltrow also includes some cleanse-related recipes (you can&#39;t eat <i>normal</i> food on the Goop Cleanse, you proletarian) that require more time, money and fresh herbs than anyone but Paltrow can possibly imagine. Here are some highlights. mattcherette nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult <big>Never change, Gwyneth. Never change.</big> nonadult The 10 Least Influential People Of 2011 http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/10-least-influential-people-of-2011 Here are the top 10 unimpactful people off of GQ's list of the 25 Least Influential People of 2011. Notable mentions in the lower 15 include Gwyneth Paltrow and Arnold Schwarzenegger. For the full list and rationale, visit GQ .

January Jones

January Jones

Hosni Mubarak

Hosni Mubarak

Steve "Former Caddy Of Tiger Woods" Williams

Steve "Former Caddy Of Tiger Woods" Williams

Amy "Tiger Mom" Chua

Amy "Tiger Mom" Chua

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/10-least-influential-people-of-2011 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 18:47:08 -0500 <b>Here are the top 10 unimpactful people off of GQ&#39;s list of the 25 Least Influential People of 2011.</b> Notable mentions in the lower 15 include Gwyneth Paltrow and Arnold Schwarzenegger. For the full list and rationale, visit <a href="http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201112/25-least-influential-people-alive/#slide=1">GQ</a>. gavon nonadult &#39;Pulling A Gwyneth&#39; Is A Thing Now http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/pulling-a-gwyneth-is-a-thing-now Tumblr awesomesauce imwithkanye has discovered an annoying catchphrase that is determined to take over the Internet.

L.A. Times

L.A. Times

Yahoo!

Yahoo!

Super Cool Food Blog

Super Cool Food Blog

Pajiba

Pajiba

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/pulling-a-gwyneth-is-a-thing-now Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:32:08 -0400 <b>Tumblr awesomesauce <em><a href="http://imwithkanye.tumblr.com/">imwithkanye</a></em> has <a href="http://unnecessaryjournalismphrases.tumblr.com/post/12031917800/pull-ing-a-gwyneth">discovered</a> an annoying catchphrase that is determined to take over the Internet.</b> provincialelitist nonadult Gwyneth Paltrow Is Now On Twitter http://www.buzzfeed.com/theuniblogger/gwyneth-paltrow-is-now-on-twitter-bhd Gwyneth “GOOPY” Paltrow is now on Twitter . That is all. (Via The Uniblog )

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/theuniblogger/gwyneth-paltrow-is-now-on-twitter-bhd Thu, 02 Jun 2011 14:46:30 -0400 <b>Gwyneth "GOOPY" Paltrow is now on <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/GwynethPaltrow">Twitter</a>.</b> That is all. (Via <a href="http://theuniblog.evilspacerobot.com/?p=5196">The Uniblog</a>) theuniblogger nonadult Gwyneth Paltrow Grows Her Own Salvia http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/gwyneth-paltrow-grows-her-own-salvia This is a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow's garden that she posted in her latest issue of GOOP.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/gwyneth-paltrow-grows-her-own-salvia Thu, 12 May 2011 16:09:51 -0400 This is a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow&#39;s garden that she posted in her latest <a href=" http://goop.com/newsletter/129/en">issue</a> of GOOP. mjs538 nonadult Beyonc&eacute; And Gwyneth http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/beyonc-and-gwyneth BFF, apparently. Sitting next to each other and sporting the same hair!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/beyonc-and-gwyneth Sun, 13 Feb 2011 23:06:57 -0500 <b>BFF, apparently.</b> Sitting next to each other <i>and</i> sporting the same hair! melismashable adult 7 Reasons Why People Hate Gwyneth Paltrow http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/7-reasons-why-people-hate-gwyneth-paltrow Alternate title: 7 incredibly pretentious Gwyneth Paltrow quotes.

  1. "I don't really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it's incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading. I think, ooh, you're really degrading yourself right now, to be this pissed out in public."

  2. 2. "Every woman can make time (to workout) - every woman - and you can do it with your baby in the room. There have been countless times where I've worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work."

  3. 3. "I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a -Soup."

  4. 4. "We have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature---all this peppered with really funny jokes. But back in America, I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said, 'Oh, my God! Are those Juicy jeans that you're wearing?' and I thought, I can't stay here. I have to get back to Europe."

  5. 5. "I'm really fucking good at my job, and people who are interesting and good know that, and that's all that matters."

  6. 6. "I like living here because I don't fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."

  7. 7. "I am obsessed with chopped salad."

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/7-reasons-why-people-hate-gwyneth-paltrow Fri, 14 Jan 2011 16:09:32 -0500 Alternate title: 7 incredibly pretentious Gwyneth Paltrow quotes. mjs538 nonadult Gwyneth Paltrow Wore This http://www.thesuperficial.com/gwyneth-paltrow-wore-this-12-2010

A confusing jumble of Botox and leggyness.

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]]> http://www.thesuperficial.com/gwyneth-paltrow-wore-this-12-2010 Thu, 16 Dec 2010 11:25:18 -0500 A confusing jumble of Botox and leggyness. thesuperficial nonadult Gwyneth's 'Country Strong' Trailer http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/gwyneths-country-strong-trailer

GOOP's country music movie is here!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/gwyneths-country-strong-trailer Fri, 10 Sep 2010 10:48:00 -0400 GOOP&#39;s country music movie is here! akdobbins nonadult Gwyneth Paltrow's Greasy Legs http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/gwyneth-paltrows-greasy-legs Noted Tumblr-er and TV-screengrabber Soup took this image of Gwyneth Paltrow with very shiny, lubed-up legs on Conan.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/gwyneth-paltrows-greasy-legs Fri, 05 Jun 2009 10:28:59 -0400 Noted Tumblr-er and TV-screengrabber <a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/118274103/gwyneth-paltrow-was-lubed-up-from-the-knees-down">Soup</a> took this image of Gwyneth Paltrow with very shiny, lubed-up legs on Conan. akdobbins nonadult Gwyneth Paltrow's Frenemy http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/goops-failed-blind-item This week's newsletter from Gwyneth Paltrow focuses on a former “frenemy” who was publicly humiliated, much to the Goopster's glee.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/goops-failed-blind-item Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:57:44 -0400 This week&#39;s newsletter from Gwyneth Paltrow focuses on a former "frenemy" who was publicly humiliated, much to the Goopster&#39;s glee. akdobbins nonadult Defending Gwyneth Paltrow http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/defending-gwyneth-paltrow

This is most definitely not a trend, but I'd like to make it one.

The Best Links:

  1. GOOP
  2. They’re even cancelling Gwyneth movies now, WTF.
  3. Gwyneth Paltrow Wonders Why People Hate Her
  4. Gwyneth Paltrow on Her ‘Weird, Blessed, Interesting Life’
  5. Gwyneth Paltrow Will Not Rest Until Everyone Hates Her
  6. “Gwyneth’s Full of Poop”
  7. Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow
  8. Fishy is the one who doesn’t understand.
  9. Jezebel on Gwyneth’s hair
  10. Even the NYT is piling on, which means it’s definitely time to switch teams.
]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/defending-gwyneth-paltrow Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:59:04 -0500 This is most definitely not a trend, but I&#39;d like to make it one. akdobbins nonadult Gwyneth Paltrow's Leather Mom-Shorts http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/gwyneth-paltrows-leather-mom-shorts Joaquin Phoenix is not the only cast member of Two Lovers who made interesting choices last night.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/gwyneth-paltrows-leather-mom-shorts Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:46:39 -0500 Joaquin Phoenix is not the only cast member of <i>Two Lovers</i> who made interesting choices last night. akdobbins nonadult Gwyneth's Detox Diet http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/gwyneths-detox-diet

There's been so much stuff about detox diets and how they don't work. Gwyneth's diet may or may not work, but at least you won't be drinking cayenne lemonade all day.

The Best Links:

  1. Get the Sample Menus and Other Words of Wisdom from Gwyneth Herself
  2. Gwyneth Paltrow Shares Post-Holiday Cleanse
]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/gwyneths-detox-diet Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:32:01 -0500 There&#39;s been so much stuff about detox diets and how they don&#39;t work. Gwyneth&#39;s diet may or may not work, but at least you won&#39;t be drinking cayenne lemonade all day. peggy nonadult Want To Know How To Live Like Gwyneth? http://www.buzzfeed.com/laurencook/want-to-live-like-stone-cold-princess-gwyneth-nv

Then sign up for her new and completely random lifestyle website, Goop.

The Best Links:

  1. http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2008/09/weird_website_o_46.html
  2. Goop.com
  3. Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP
  4. Gwyneth Paltrow launches lifestyle web site ‘Goop’
  5. Gwyneth Paltrow Launches Web Site
  6. Who Wants to Look At Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP?
]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/laurencook/want-to-live-like-stone-cold-princess-gwyneth-nv Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:44:48 -0400 Then sign up for her new and completely random lifestyle website, Goop. laurencook nonadult Pepper Potts http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/pepper-potts

Tony Stark’s Girl Friday is getting love as a superhero assistant/sex symbol.

The Best Links:

  1. Let’s Call Her “Iron Ankles”
  2. The Background on Pepper Potts
  3. Not Everyone Hearts Gywenth as Potts
  4. Gwynnie’s Pepper Potts High Heels Spark Trend
  5. Which Pepper Potts Do You Prefer?
  6. Gwyneth Paltrow Plays Pepper Potts, Answers Questions
  7. Gwyneth Paltrow’s Pepper Potts: Surprisingly Super
]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/pepper-potts Tue, 06 May 2008 18:27:30 -0400 Tony Stark's Girl Friday is getting love as a superhero assistant/sex symbol. scott nonadult