Noted Tumblr-er and TV-screengrabber Soup took this image of Gwyneth Paltrow with very shiny, lubed-up legs on Conan. The internet hates Gwyneth, so now everyone is making lard jokes (FYI, it's lotion!). I am this [ ] close to making a “Leeeave Gwyneth Allloonnnnnne” video.