An Ode To Guy Fieri’s Goatee
What beauty, these wondrous whiskers. What grace.
What beauty, these wondrous whiskers. What grace.
Surprisingly, there IS a band he prefers over Smashmouth. This is that band.
They’re so over it!
This conspiracy theory just got a double dose of frosted tips!
Thomas Edison, total weirdo.
You can never unsee Guy’s thirst. (via sbnation.com)
Want to impress your guests at the next fancy dinner party?! Then maybe don’t buy any of these. Or do. Whatever.
Are you a Paula, a Sandra, a Guy, a Bobby, an Alton, or a Rachael? This quiz is 100% guaranteed to reveal the true chef within.
Apparently it’s spicy?
Here are the craziest dust-ups that went down this year, from the war on Paula Deen to the anti-grapefruit crusade.
New York Times restaurant reviewer Pete Wells has clearly marked himself an unbeliever. But will YOU gain entry to Flavor Town once you shuffle off this mortal coil? Your answers to these questions will reveal the fate of your soul.
What if The New York Times had reviewed his clothes instead of his terrible restaurant?
Because today’s spectacular takedown of Guy Fieri is not the first time The Grey Lady’s Dining Section has thrown out zingers.
None of them are Guy Fie — okay, at least one of them is Guy Fieri.
The king of fried food will be donating 50% of the proceeds his Times Square restaurant next Monday and Tuesday to the Red Cross for Hurrican Sandy relief.
Today is the launch of Guy Fieri’s new Times Sq. restaurant, but due to hackers targeting GoDaddy, his was down today. Luckily, @a_girl_irl sent BuzzFeed an exclusive look at his menu.
It’s okay, guys. It’ll all be over soon.
The scariest thing I’ve ever seen.
This cannot be allowed to continue.
This is the worst thing you will see all day. I wouldn’t even click this if I were you. I don’t think you have what it takes to survive.
So apparently Streeter from College Humor does an awesome Guy Fieri, and this week Guy’s going to Hogwarts. Snape takes him into the kitchen to cook up some Polyjuice Potion. That stuff is funky. (via streeterseidell.com) View Media ›
High holidays? More like Guy Holidays!
He’s Guyrate because it was sentimental Guytem and the finest in Guytalian craftsmanship.
Guy Fieri, celebrity chef, has a knack for terrible wordplay. Here are some of his actual recipes. View List ›
The Food Network has a new interactive feature, allowing you to suggest a new look for host and TGI Friday’s spokesman Guy Fieri. I’ll go with Max Silvestri on this one: “Internet: SHUT IT ALL DOWN”.