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Rock out on a button-coordinated vag!
Kobe, ARod, Tony Hawk and Michael Phelps rock out Risky Business-style in an ad for the new Guitar Hero. Kobe steals the show, per usual.
Music Buzz Their new single, “G.L.O.W.,” will be premiered exclusively on Guitar Hero World Tour, marking the first time the game has previewed a new release before it’s made available anywhere else. The song will be available for download in a “bundle” with two old Pumpkins tunes on the game, where Corgan will also appear as an avatar. May we suggest he face his manga?
Tech Buzz What Jesus plays when he wants to play Guitar Hero, but won’t because of all those secular bands loving Satan. From the promotional copy: “Onscreen lyrics reflect Christian values,” meaning that “you’ll soon be rockin’ with the best while praising the Lord!” Amen, brother.
Music Buzz After many years of safe-guarding their song catalog, surviving Beatles Paul and Ringo, and the widowed Olivia Harrison and Yoko Ono Lennon, are in talks concerning broader licensing. The two principal companies involved are MTV and Activision, respective makers of the video games Rock Band and Guitar Hero. The agreement would mark a major milestone given the group’s reluctance to exploit their music commercially. People get old, ideological fervor fades…and, hey, it really wouldn’t be that bad if we could all rock out to “Octopus’s Garden” now would it?
Tech Buzz You can play Guitar Hero on the go this summer when it comes to the Nintendo DS, complete with a portable little fingerboard contraption called the Guitar Grip. It is kind of like being on tour! Except without all the fun parts, like the drugs and the groupies.