The Gossip Girl threesome was incredibly boring, as far as highly anticipated PG-13 sexual encounters on network television go. Here are some memories to make up for it. (Cue Paula Cole.)

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TV BUZZ: Bravo released a promo for its real-life Gossip Girl, which debuts in a couple weeks. The kids are whiny, I've been pining over the 3.1 Philip Lim dress they show at 2:00 for about six months now, and there are no one-liners. So personally, I'm not exactly “won over.” Bring back Rich Girls .

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The Best Links:

1. Official site
2. New York Rich Kids’ Reality Show to Make the Case for Being Old and Poor
3. Daily Intel is still going to recap it, which is positive, I guess, because their recaps are fab
4. It’ll probably make you want to drink
5. “Most of the cast members don’t watch” Gossip Girl (LIE)
6. “Oh Jesus”
7. I Hate You. Die.

STYLE BUZZ: Anna Sui is doing a Gossip Girl -inspired collection! For Target! Viva la recession! There is a happy future of cut-rate tights and Vena Cava knockoffs awaiting me.

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The Best Links:

1. See the looks (Yikes)
2. The collection hits stores in September.
3. ‘Gossip Girl’ Wardrobe Available To Everyone, Courtesy Of Anna Sui
4. When I was in Asia last year, all the young girls kept asking me about the different locations in New York City where the characters from ‘Gossip Girl’ live,”
5. More Anna Sui info

MUSIC BUZZ: SPOTTED: Taylor Momsen aka Gossip Girl 's Little J having her debut performance as the lead singer of The Pretty Reckless last night — and all of the blogeratti GG diehard fans were in attendance! The multi-talented teen (read: 15-years old ) got rave reviews and joins her fellow GG co-stars who also have fledgling singing careers.

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The Best Links:

1. More pictures of Little J by Rachel Sklar
2. Taylor talking about her band.
3. A few videos of the performance
4. Taylor Momsen Is Pretty Reckless At The Annex
5. Move Over, Lissy Trullie, Jenny Humphrey’s Here
6. Leighton Meester Singing
7. Chuck Bass’ Band [VIDEO]
8. Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen Debuts Band — And It Rocks!

TV BUZZ: New York's Upper East Side can officially prepare for a tourist stampede, as the neighborhood will now be trapzed upon by denizens expecting to spot the stomping grounds of Chuck Bass and friends. Unlike the Sex and the City tour, visitors will be pointed less to cupcake shops and more toward STD hotspots.

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The Best Links:

1. Join the Tour
2. Carrie, Meet Your Match

Because he can. I honestly have no idea how Ed Westwick can rock both Ascots and skirts with such intensity, but whatever he is selling, I am buying. I'm also open to seeing Chace Crawford in a skirt in the future. FYI.

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The Best Links:

1. Chuck Bass Fridays - Featured on BuzzFeed

TV BUZZ: The new show will focus on crazy Lily van der Woodsen in the '80s in Hollywood, featuring coke, rock and a younger and hopefully less sponge cake-like Rufus. But how will they work in product placements and contemporary music (aka product placements)? As long as there are a lot of class issues — the Valley vs. Hollywood, etc. — the constant mention of consumer goods will remain key.

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The Best Links:

1. Meanwhile, Could The Older Lily van der Woodsen Be Killed Off?
2. Spinoff On!
3. “Gossip Girl” Gets A Spinoff For The West Coast

The definitive Gossip Girl tribute rap. Sample lyrics include “I haven't been so attached to a voice without a body / since I heard Orson Welles read Rikki Tikki Tavi,” so if you can't handle pretentiousness, you've been warned.

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The Best Links:

1. Via the ultimate Gossip Girl authority, Daily Intel

TV BUZZ: The entire Gossip Girl cast is making out with each other! In addition to Real-life Dan and Serena (Penn and Blake), who have been doing it for ages, Nate (Chace) and Jenny (15-year-old Taylor) have been spotted making out, in fulfillment of their characters' prophecy. Also, Chuck (Ed) and Vanessa (Jessica) are apparently together, breaking barriers of borough and plotline. This is officially better than the show, because it involves statutory rape laws. Reality 1, Josh Schwartz 0.

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The Best Links:

1. Chace and Taylor spotted making out
2. Ed and Jessica spotted making out in Dallas
3. Blake and Penn are always together (in a cheesy way)
4. Leighton Meester is dating a minor Gossip Girl character
5. Gossip Girl’s Jailbait Extravaganza - Featured on BuzzFeed

Ed Westwick who plays Chuck Bass on Gossip Girl used to be in a band called The Filthy Youth. Ah, I feel so dirty for kind of finding him hot after seeing this clip.

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The Best Links:

1. They Sound Like the Libertines
2. YouTube - The Filthy Youth - ‘Boy Don’t Smoke’
3. YouTube - The Filthy Youth - ‘One More Second’
4. MySpace.com - The Filthy Youth

TV BUZZ: OMFG. EW reports that the actor will star in an upcoming run of Gossip Girl episodes as Aaron Rose, Serena’s new, boho love interest. The dude (weirdly already a regular on teen heartthrob websites) has a background in skateboarding and playing the acoustic guitar…so like, typecasting, right?

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The Best Links:

1. Teen Idol Sites LURVE this person.
2. The take from some true GG obsessives.
3. The Casting Scoop.
4. Imdb, natch.

TV BUZZ: Blake Lively and Leighton Meester will be appearing on 30 Rock in a flashback sequence that outs Liz Lemon as a former Mean Girl. And the battle continues between sexy glasses and …y’know, boobs.

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The Best Links:

1. The Gossip Girls Invade Midtown
2. Hipster Librarians - Featured on BuzzFeed

TV BUZZ: Buffy ‘s back! …Well, kind of, as TheWB.com launches today, where you can watch old shows from before The CW begat Gossip Girl and America’s Next Top Model . Focused on its being a “user-empowered” community, the site will allow users to mash-up their own creations with bits and pieces from shows, which means that just maybe we can finally see Ellen Cleghorne kick some vampire ass!

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The Best Links:

1. TheWB.com Launches Today
2. TheWB Will Also Feature Original Content …AND “In Living Color!”
3. Can the Frog Make a Great Leap?
4. Don’t Forget About the Kids

Watch the first five minutes of the season premiere of Gossip Girl . The extended teaser is only making it harder to wait until Monday!

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Last season the CW pissed off journalists and parents by using racy ads to promote “Gossip Girl.” Now the CW is using quotes from those critics in new ads. The posters superimpose critical phrases like, “mind-blowingly inappropriate” over images from the show. At this point Americans are sure to discover that these over-privileged fictional teenagers are having sex. Can we handle it?

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The Best Links:

1. Gossip Girl Sexes Up It Some More
2. Other Equally Inappropriate Gossip Girl Ads

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Madchen Amick of Twin Peaks joins the cast of Gossip Girl as cougar “Catherine Mason”. The 37-year old takes the roll of a Manhattan Mrs. Robinson to Nate. Catch her on the new season of Gossip Girl premiering September 1st.

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The Best Links:

1. Madchen Amick Joins “Gossip Girl” As a Couger
2. Madchen Amick Bio With Some Pics
3. Madchen Amick’s Awful Plastic Surgery
4. Madchen Amick’s Website
5. Madchen Amick On IMDB
6. Cougar Hits Gossip Girl

TV BUZZ: A tumblr blog that collects fictional lost artifacts from the infamous show, like IMs and handwritten love letters. Here’s a must-read if you’re a Gossip Girl addict. Sometimes fictional characters get a little too real, though, like the times I used to have creepy dreams that I was Mulder and Scully’s third wheel.

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The Best Links:

1. all the sad young gossip girls - home
2. To the Creator of This Blog: Please Show Your Face
3. This Should Tide You Over til The Next Season

TV BUZZ: Despite bringing you Gossip Girl , the teen network is having ratings woes. The Wall Street Journal says the network may disappear by next year if it can’t figure out a way to lure viewers. Here’s one idea: Do better!

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The Best Links:

1. Ratings Down 22 Percent, That’s Bad Gossip
2. Take Pity on the Poor, Lonely CW
3. Your TiVO Makes Baby Jesus Cry

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Actress, jewelry designer and now blogger, Trachtenberg’s star is on the rise. She’s mean and possibly psychotic on Gossip Girl , but her aw-shucks blog posts for Cosmopolitan are sickly sweet.

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The Best Links:

1. Michelle Trachtenberg’s Inaugural Blog Post
2. Second Post on Cosmopolitan.com
3. Michelle Trachtenberg Blogs, Shills
4. Michelle Trachtenberg and Her Jewelry Line
5. Michelle Trachtenberg’s Career Thus Far
6. Breaking Down a Michelle Trachtenberg Outfit

TV BUZZ: The ad campaign for the return of the CW teen show is raising eyebrows. OMFG! Teens having sex!

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The Best Links:

1. “OMFG” is Kinda Weak, Eveb For the Jr. High Set, Non?
2. The “Gossip Girl” OMFG Slideshow Trailer
3. OMFG Cexy!
4. More Exploitative Than Ground-Breaking
5. Them Ads? They For Reals
6. Are the New Gossip Girl Ads Too Racy?