1. The Zune Logo Looks Like Someone Wrote "Anus" The Wrong Way Round

   

   Look. I told you this wasn't going to be a particularly classy list. But this might explain a whole lot about the Zune.

2. 2. The Apple Logo Looks Like Half An Alien

   

   Fodder for the theory that Steve Jobs is part of an alien race that brainwashes people with attractive product-packaging.

3. 3. The Bulls Logo Looks Like An Angry Robot Reading A Book

   

   He fucking hates that book. And he hates you.

4. 4. The 2012 Olympics Logo Looks Like Lisa Simpson Giving Someone A Hummer

   

   The 2012 Olympics logo is also illegal in Australia.

5. 5. The Dodge Viper Logo Looks Like Daffy Duck

   

   But Daffy Duck does not look like the Dodge Viper logo. How do you explain that?

6. 6. The Toyota Trucks Logo Looks Like Frank Zappa's Mustache

   

   Majestic.

7. 7. The Pepsi Logo Looks Like An Obese Man

   

   With, like, serious back problems.

8. 8. The OGC Logo Looks Like A Man Playing With Himself

   

   A fact that in and of itself is way more interesting than the British Office of Government Commerce which it represents.

9. 9. The TGV Logo Looks Kind Of Like A Snail

   

   Which is kind of unfortunate for a company that purports to make super fast trains.

10. 10. The Texas Longhorns Logo Looks Like A Uterus

    

    Luckily, they can just change their name to the UT Uteruses, and it alliterates nicely.

11. 11. The LG Logo Looks Like A Broken Pacman

    

    As we all learned recently.

12. 12. The Institute Of Oriental Studies Logo Looks Just Terrible

    

    Really, guys? Apparently, it's supposed to be a house under a rising sun.

13. 13. The Computer Doctors Logo Is Really Unfortunate

    

    Because the mouse looks like a penis.

14. 14. And These Logos All Look Like Goatse

    

    Turns out a lot of logos look like goatse. But maybe that's for another post.

15. 15. Finally, just a quick reminder that "lol" looks like a drowning man

    

    Which makes the whole thing just a little bit sad. (Here's a Facebook support group.)

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1. Bible Distribution to Save Marriage

   For a grassroots campaign to hand out Bibles outside gay clubs so that homosexuals can see the error of their ways, Bible Distribution to Save Marriage (BDSM) will be an important first step towards getting marriage back where it belongs.

2. 2. Gays Of America Taking Sexual Education

   This acronym could be used for a campaign to teach all gay people how to be straight - an initiative called Gays Of America Taking Sexual Education (GOATSE).

3. 3. Bring Back our Wives!

   As a preemptive effort to draw women back from the dangerous precipice of lesbianism, Bring Back our Wives! (BBW) will be a big part of NOM's outreach to feminist groups. NOM thinks BBW is good for everyone.

4. 4. National Standards For the Workplace

   National Standards For the Workplace (NSFW) is the name for NOM's plan to distribute BDSM, GOATSE, and BBW literature to decent Americans at their places of work. If all goes according to plan, NOM reps will be handing out NSFW pamphlets in your office any day now.

5. 5. Finding Alternatives to Indecent Living

   NOM's core mission is summed up by this acronym. The idea is simple: Reasserting marriage as a contract between one man and one woman by Finding Alternatives to Indecent Living (FAIL).

The making of vaguely pornographic Spore characters — yes, Goatse was only the tip of the iceberg — is being banned by EA.

The Best Links:

1. Horny Little Creature
2. Sporn Forums — Upload Your Spore Porn
3. DISGUSTING CREATURE!
4. Dongzilla: Autonomous Penis
5. Blue Creatures That Really Like Each Other
6. Giant Cock Monster
7. Penis Creature Tries and Tries To Blow Himself
8. Horny Gamers Should Never Be Underestimated
9. Banhammer Drop on Spore Porn by EA
10. NSFW: A Beginners Guide To Sporn

One the most disgusting images on the web gets turned into a Spore creature.