Bane’s Mask Resembles Goatse
Only turned sideways. You have seen it, you cannot unsee it. This is SFW but for the love of EVERYTHING, do not Google “Goatse” if you don’t already know. Just happily be out of loop.
Only turned sideways. You have seen it, you cannot unsee it. This is SFW but for the love of EVERYTHING, do not Google “Goatse” if you don’t already know. Just happily be out of loop.
Funny how the goatse aspect of this ear plug negates the lameness of actually having an ear plug. (via gravyholocaust.tumblr.com)
This Romanian campaign is really strange. We’ll let you recognize the source drawings!
Kourtney Kardashian tweeted this picture of “God’s hands in a coud.” Someone should really send her this link and tell her it’s actually a photoshopped picture of some dude ripping open his anus. View Image ›
Show off your geekiness with badge flair. If you remember this sound, you’ve just earned the dial-up veteran badge. View Image ›
Inspired by the original goatse, these cupcakes were recently spotted on sale at the Eat Your Heart Cake shop in London. Yum! The cupcakes with the extra-big hole. View Image ›
Tell me I’m crazy. Please tell me I’m crazy. View Image ›
If this image doesn’t immediately remind you of something, the Internet hasn’t corrupted your mind yet. [Ed. note: Damn it. The Internet has ruined me. Then again, I’m reminded of this pretty much wherever I look, so maybe it’s all me.] View Image ›
Juxtapose your admiration for Apple’s sleek, attractive design and your sordid love affair with all things Goatse. Or you could put that $13.99 towards getting the help that you so desperately need. View Image ›
And just to be up front about this, the vast majority of these other things are sexual things, or just totally juvenile things. But what can you do? I don’t make the logos; I just report on them. View List ›
Here’s another awesome mash-up featuring our favorite goat.
I can’t believe it’s only rated PG. View Image ›
A celebration of Halloween, memes, and sodomy - all in one festive pumpkin. View Image ›
Granite Bay High School’s newspaper has a fascinating feature on the hot new online auction site goatse.cx View Image ›
When fruit filling resembles rectal membrane, you know you’re done with shortbread cookies 4eva! For the record, that’s the first time in almost two years that I’ve included “rectal membrane” in a Buzzfeed post, so, yeah, you could say I’m a pioneer. View Image ›
This Iranian street art kinda looks like Goatse, no? If you’re curious, the text inside the goat hole reads, “Where Is My Vote?” View Image ›
The hilariously named anti-gay rights group NOM (National Organization for Marriage) have gone a step further into acronym absurdity with their new initiative “2 Million for Marriage,” or 2M4M. Which is Craigslist-speak for Two men seeking another man. NOM is knocking it out of the park with their acronym selection, but I figured it couldn’t hurt to offer a few suggestions of my own for acronyms they can use in future campaigns. Here’s a Top 5: View List ›
Based on Boing Boing’s “Unicorn Chaser,” a image that would purify your eyes after viewing some sort of horribleness the internet served you up, this beverage promises to re-energize even the most disturbed YouTubers. I really need to keep one of these on my desk…for when the next Goatse strikes. View Image ›
Looks like someone on the Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles production team snuck in a goatse tribute t-shirt. Nice. View Image ›
The making of vaguely pornographic Spore characters — yes, Goatse was only the tip of the iceberg — is being banned by EA. From release to porn in less than 48 hours! If you’re curious, best be checking these videos out soon, before they’re all pulled down (and new ones go up in their place). EA says, “Whether it’s modeling clay, dolls or crayons, a small number of people can be counted on to use it for something inappropriate.” So true! Read More ›
One the most disgusting images on the web gets turned into a Spore creature. I guess this is safe for work, in the sense that it’s not a picture of an actual human but a video game character, but still. Ew. Watch Video ›
