Granite Bay High School's newspaper has a fascinating feature on the hot new online auction site goatse.cx
When fruit filling resembles rectal membrane, you know you're done with shortbread cookies 4eva! For the record, that's the first time in almost two years that I've included “rectal membrane” in a Buzzfeed post, so, yeah, you could say I'm a pioneer.
This Iranian street art kinda looks like Goatse, no? If you're curious, the text inside the goat hole reads, “Where Is My Vote?”
Politics Buzz The hilariously named anti-gay rights group NOM (National Organization for Marriage) have gone a step further into acronym absurdity with their new initiative “2 Million for Marriage,” or 2M4M. Which is Craigslist-speak for Two men seeking another man. NOM is knocking it out of the park with their acronym selection, but I figured it couldn't hurt to offer a few suggestions of my own for acronyms they can use in future campaigns. Here's a Top 5:
Based on Boing Boing's “Unicorn Chaser,” a image that would purify your eyes after viewing some sort of horribleness the internet served you up, this beverage promises to re-energize even the most disturbed YouTubers. I really need to keep one of these on my desk…for when the next Goatse strikes.
Looks like someone on the Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles production team snuck in a goatse tribute t-shirt. Nice.
Tech Buzz The making of vaguely pornographic Spore characters — yes, Goatse was only the tip of the iceberg — is being banned by EA. From release to porn in less than 48 hours! If you’re curious, best be checking these videos out soon, before they’re all pulled down (and new ones go up in their place). EA says, “Whether it’s modeling clay, dolls or crayons, a small number of people can be counted on to use it for something inappropriate.” So true!
One the most disgusting images on the web gets turned into a Spore creature. I guess this is safe for work, in the sense that it’s not a picture of an actual human but a video game character, but still. Ew.