Yes, it’s true: Jorts have reached a new low.
You’d think that some people are so famous they don’t even need websites. They think you’re wrong.
Or no, because she’s just one of many child-bearing celebs who have now been rendered irrelevant by Kate Middleton’s pregnancy?
Gisele and Heidi Klum had grand Cleopatra Halloween plans (the latter of whose was thwarted by Sandy). Though this would have been much more awkward had Heidi Klum’s annual epic party gone forth, it’s still medium-level awkward.
No, that’s not a melon under her dress.
Kate Upton’s breasts could have been barely restrained by a solid white, black, or red bikini for her new GQ cover — but no, the magazine dressed her in a flag-inspired triangle top. Because something about a flag pattern just seems to just do it for her male audience.
The shoes that fashion designers force models to wear in runway shows have caused several disturbing injuries.
Vogue editors’ pact to photograph only healthy-looking models over the age of 16 from here on out will be marked in all June issues of Vogue with a “Health Initiative” editorial. For French Vogue that meant… Gisele in a bikini!
If you work a corporate job and want something that can be displayed when appropriate and hidden when necessary, where do you ink? The Fashion Mailbag is here to help.
But how will women control their men if not through strategic lingerie placement? Featuring Brazilian supermodel Gisele, the ads say women should give their husbands hope by couching “bad news” with sexy outfits. Because women are objects, right guys?
Gisele Bündchen‘s spring campaign for H&M looks just a little different in Dubai.
Her natural element.
Performing what, exactly? A pole dance?
It seems only fair that this week should start with a supermodel in a bikini.
Gisele doing what Gisele does best.
Everyone loves to hate Gwyneth Paltrow for being snooty and preachy and giving her kids silly names. Fine. But do you know who’s also snooty and preachy with the added bonus of being younger, richer, and a supermodel? Gisele Bundchen. Herewith, her greatest hits. View List ›