Culture Buzz Five second rule. Yes, according to the mother, this is exactly what it looks like. The little girl dropped her sippy cup, and by the time mom got back with a towel, this was happening.
Celebrity Buzz A pregnant pose. Instead of “pause.” See what I did there? Never mind. And she's having a girl. Spoiler alert.
Culture Buzz It's really simple. Well, actually all I got was the part about the mango tree.
Politics Buzz The lovely young woman standing behind Ron Paul as he delivered his Florida primary speech was quite emotive. Here are some of her best faces. Man…between this girl and his giant, Ron Paul has the best posse in politics.
Sports Buzz But another woman snatches it up! I'm pretty sure Djokovic intended for his tee to go to the other girl. Also, this is no way for a crowd member to behave at the 2012 Australian Open final … is it?
Sports Buzz The Australian Open has never been more exciting.
Culture Buzz Were her parents at any point concerned that she’d totally black out?
Music Buzz Who do you think will win? Filmed at an Avicii show in Tucson.
Celebrity Buzz Here are quotes from a new father who was prevented from seeing his premature twins because Beyonce and Jay-Z had locked down the hospital. Neil Coulon had the misfortune of having children at the same hospital and at the same time as the superstar celebrity couple. The security detail was so intense that Coulon and other parents were frequently locked in rooms and separated from their families.
Culture Buzz This girl is upset because someone made her dump out her alcohol when in a public restroom so now she won't have any for her holiday formal. Merry Christmas to drunk girls everywhere! (via thrillist.tumblr.com)
Culture Buzz She has an uncanny photographic memory to help solve crime and the ability to drink a whole bottle of Malibu rum.
Culture Buzz Well gosh, women are willing to do anything for a buck these days. No, didn't like that one? How about this is just weird.
The oil drilling argument between Alaska Representative Don Young and Rice University Professor Doug Brinkley — ah who cares? The look on that staffer's face is priceless. (via c-spanvideo.org)
Sports Buzz She reacts the same way most football fans do. Except she's five so it's acceptable to cry over sports.
Culture Buzz This is so many levels of epic that she just got an extra life.
Culture Buzz It's so hypnotizing…and yeah, it's okay, you watched the whole 1 minute and 28 seconds. We did too, and it's nothing to be ashamed about… (via reddit.com)
I haven't followed the Texas Rangers since I was 14 and have no idea what ranking or record they have right now. But it's nice to be reminded that people from my hometown act like total idiots. (via guyism.com)
Chloe Holmes lost all her fingers on her left hand after suffering from septicemia as a toddler. Over the years, her nub got a lot of rude stares in class, but now, with her $62,000 bionic hand, the 15-year old should easily become the most popular girl in school. The fan boys will love her for sure. (via.)
Culture Buzz We would be remiss if, on the 20th Anniversary of “Doug,” we didn't mention this little quirk of Google. Actually, I would prefer it if we were remiss. Whoever and wherever this poor girl is, I'm sorry.
Culture Buzz Robert Vietze of Vermont was taken into custody by Port Authority officers at JFK airport in New York yesterday after he nearly got into a mid-flight fight with the father of an 11-year-old girl. Why was the father so upset? We'll let the New York Post set the scene.
I'm not exactly sure what's going on in this video, but it seems like the Russians with black t-shirts on are mad at the Russians with white t-shirts on after one of them hops into the dolphin's pool. Stick around, because it becomes like a Marx Brothers movie once they start throwing punches.
Sports Buzz Eight-year-old kickboxer Jasmine Parr recently fought another little girl to a draw in front of a paying audience. BREAKING: Some people are upset. (via jezebel.com)
Culture Buzz Today Anthony Weiner admitted to having online sexual interactions with at least six different women. Here's one of them, 26-year-old Meagan Broussard (who published her own 'story' on Andrew Breitbart's website). Check out that DUCK FACE! (Photos Via ABC News)
No, the better question is, “Why wouldn't a lady stormtrooper hug an elephant heart?” Great thigh highs, too.
Culture Buzz Not that we really needed an excuse for this, but May the 4th be with you! Boba Fettishists rejoice.
This fight at a Denny's in Chicopee, Massachusetts erupted when a woman asked the table next to her if she could borrow the syrup. The response to the query: “Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me.” Hell soon followed.
In each of the following photos, try to guess which member of the couples is a girl… and which is a guy. The correct answers are at the bottom. (via reddit)
Juju gives her argument for change in Egypt. This kid deserves Olbermann's slot on MSNBC.