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Pregnant Giraffe Rescued From Swimming Pool
While filming the TV show “Wild at Heart” in Africa the crew are surprised to discover a giraffe trapped in a swimming pool. Spoiler: she gets out.
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Link: Miniature Giraffes Are Just Marketing, But Oh, How We Wish They Were Real
http://www.urlesque.com/2011/03/24/miniature-giraffes-dir...
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Stupid DirecTV, getting our hopes up. *mumble grumble*
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Link: Own Your Own Petite Lap Giraffe
http://guyism.com/lifestyle/buy-petite-lap-giraffe-sokobl...
DirecTV commercials are now reality.
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Image: Giraffes On A Raft
This is a picture of endangered giraffes being trans-located to Ruko Game Conservancy by barge. According to some giraffe expert, giraffes are some of the most difficult animals to move.
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Image: Giraffes Necking
Pun intended. Seriously though, this is probably one of the most adorable things you'll see all day.
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The Bounce (Wednesday Game Battle)
Tech Buzz Simple, cute game is simple (and also cute). Now if only I could find a way to get that song out of my head that doesn't involve blunt force head trauma and/or electroshock therapy.
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Bettina Wulff
Politics Buzz Bettina Wulff is Germany's new First Lady. She's cute, and she has a tattoo! Oh yeah, also, Germany has a new President. His name is Christian.
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Image: Why the **** Do Giraffes Have Horns?
I guess the Insane Clown Posse started taking their pressing questions to Yahoo! Answers? Regardless, why the fuck do giraffes have horns? For headbutting leaves or something?
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Image: Whats The View Like From Up There?
If this isn't Photoshopped…I'll be the happiest damn person in the world.
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Image: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
…but not when you've got the mad sketch skills to break the news for you. It's hard to stay mad if you're getting dumped by a toddler.
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Image: One Million Giraffes
Some dude is attempting to collect one million giraffes because his friend Jergen (seriously!) doesn't believe he can do it. Currently he is at 531, 740 giraffes with 339 days left. For charity? HELL NO! Help this guy prove his friend wrong, won't you?
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Image: Giraffe Crashes Dinner
Looks like somebody's sticking their neck where it doesn't belong. Considering the slim chances of finding a vegetarian dinner party, it seems this fella has hit the jackpot. Grab a seat, big guy (or, like, a neck rest?).
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Image: Cessna Hits Giraffe
Giraffes have really long necks that stick way up into the air, where planes fly.
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Video: Giraffe Fight
It turns out that giraffes do not just use their long necks for peacefully grazing amongst the trees. Whatever they are fighting about, it can't be worth it. That just looks brutal.
