These make great last minute gifts thanks to your local bookstore and Amazon Prime.
Jingle trolls, jingle trolls, jingle all the way.
Is your holiday spirit turned up to 11?
You’re not materialistic. You just have amazing taste.
“A dreidel is… a giant spoon???” “No… that’s a ladle.”
These will Hook them for sure.
‘Tis the season of witty one-liners.
*texts wish list to Santa*
Give the gift of nothing.
Send a gift that will make them love you more every month.
Two turtle doves or some tickets for your favorite band.
Give the gift of a good mail day.
Nothing says, “Get a watch, pal!” like, you know, a watch.
Find a sock-worthy gift for everyone on your list this holiday season.
Tell someone how you really feel by giving them these books.
Not everyone wants to wash their hands with brain soap.
Show off your inner cinephile this winter season.
Pretty much just like sending a hug.
A few things to get you through until February.
“Mom, why are all my toys in your room?”
Are you perpetually covered in crumbs? Is there pizza grease on your chin? These are the gifts for you.
This health and fitness swag is so great you’ll want to keep it all to yourself. And maybe even take up running while you’re at it.
~I wish you would~ buy me all of these presents.
Find something for your very own cosmic wanderer of any age or planetary origin.