Music Buzz We've always found Shakira odd, with the belly dancing and Kermit-with-a-frog-in-his-throat vocal quality, but her new video for “She Wolf” makes her the official mayor of Crazytown. If doing The Lawn Mower inside a giant vagina, wearing Lady GaGa's rejects, and writhing in a cage, Dirrty-style, is what it's like on Shakira's planet, then we're going to start checking rates for spaceship rentals.
It's like Little Shop of Horrors, and Rick Moranis is a ladder. Is this cause for a giant theme park based on female anatomy? Yes. Yes it is. Because every kid should be able to count stepping inside The World Famous Giant Vagina as a cherished childhood memory.
This lady's vagina is really big, from side to side. ROAD TRIP, YOU GUYS!