Baby Giraffe Introduced To Herd, Your Heart
Awkwardly adorable. Germany is practically overflowing with baby zoo animals.
Awkwardly adorable. Germany is practically overflowing with baby zoo animals.
If Facebook hasn’t taken over your life entirely, here’s the ultimate way to completely immerse yourself into social media. The FB Bureau (yes, that exists) is performing a test trial with Facebook personal identification cards. Basically it’s a way for people to be able to do an internet background check with just a simple scan. The internet will soon own all of us. (via fbbureau.com)
Have a happy and unnerving Presidents Day! Here are a bunch of papier-mache Obamas from all over the world.
A polar bear at the Hanover Zoo in Germany is hungry.
Based on the band’s classic logo and brought to you by men’s room mostly modeled in western Europe. (via latimesblogs.latimes.com)
Because you deserve it. This is a 7-month-old baby koala that just climbed out of her mother’s pouch in Germany. Ich bin ein bearliner! (Traurig.)
When a strange man dressed as Santa surreptitiously offers you a shot of liquor, who are you to say no? Seriously, teen girls are most gullible animals in the world.
Watch Lutz Eicholz as he performs an unbelievable unicycle stunt, breaking a world record in the process. Watch Video ›
Great idea. Wonderful. Who could possibly be offended by this? German comedian Martin Sonneborn posted this as part of his satirical political campaign, saying he wanted to parody the hype surrounding President Obama. He claims he had no idea this would be offensive to Americans (not to mention rational human being the world over). How do you say in German? Ah, yes…das racist. (via hypervocal.com) View Image ›
These formerly top secret and currently hilarious photos show East German agents of the Stasi, the notorious communist spy agency, trying on various disguises during the height of the Cold War. These clever disguises could enable an agent to slip unnoticed through 1970’s Berlin. Or 2010’s Brooklyn. They were into pretending to be someone they’re not before it was cool. (via photoblog.msnbc.msn.com) View List ›
The mighty Abby Wambach scored her third goal in five days, and the U.S.A. defeated France 3-1 in today’s Women’s World Cup semifinal. The United States will face Japan on Sunday in the Championship Match of 2011 Women’s World Cup. View List ›
Pyeongchang, the third largest city in South Korea, was just awarded the 2018 Winter Olympics over Munich, Germany and Annecy, France.This is South Korea’s first Olympic Games since Seoul 1988. View Image ›
A whole smorgasbord of menu items available at McDonald’s restaurants abroad that we in the United States can only salivate over from afar. Those creeps at McDonald’s International are holding out on us. View List ›
Opa, doner, poodles, bread, repeat. There are so many things to do when you are visiting Germany, but this guy just needs to dance. Watch Video ›
The final moments of Knut, beloved polar bear of the Berlin Zoo, caught on video. The cause of his death is still unknown. WARNING: This is very sad and difficult to watch. Watch Video ›
A long time ago in countries far, far away, these Star Wars movie posters were hung. Apparently West Africa is a big fan of the television movie, “Ewoks: The Battle for Endor.” View List ›
A photo from 1955 of Princess Yvonne and Prince Alexander of Sayn-Wittgenstein-Sayn in Germany. It’s like a Teutonic, black and white, post-war, pre-pubescent “Skins.” But, y’know, better in every conceivable way. View Image ›
Eggs and meat are now verboten.
An ivory cross that converts into a pistol and dagger, smuggled out of Germany during WWII. It’s currently up for auction and is perfect for all your Twilight-related spree killing needs. View List ›
A woman in Germany gave birth in an MRI scanner, providing a never-before-seen glimpse at the birthing process. Jezebel made a video of the photos with some weird ambient music. Since that baby was bombarded with magnetic radiation, hopefully it was born with neat superpowers. Watch Video ›
A German video game in which you box AIDS by waggling your penis in front of a webcam. It requires a special e-condom that can be recognized by the game. Chatroulette must be cranking out Cock Out champions by the thousands. Below is a slightly NSFW video of dudes “playing.” View List ›
Green roofs sprout toward the horizon in Stuttgart, Germany, where since 1989 municipal regulations have required all new, flat-roof buildings to have them.
In the newest Hitler Reacts video Hitler weighs in on Germany’s loss to Spain in the World Cup semifinals. As it turns out, he takes the bad news rather hard. (Via) Watch Video ›
The Germany manager Joachim Loew is caught picking his nose and eating it during his team’s 4-1 World Cup win on Sunday. I guess his opponents failed to give him enough to chew on. Watch Video ›
To raise awareness about maternal mortality in poor countries and put pressure on G8 leaders about the issue, Oxfam Canada literally “exposed” them bare naked and pregnant except for a few strategically placed maple leaves. I’m proud to be Canadian, that’s all. View Image ›
For those of you who don’t know who Rusko Star is, and that’s a lot of people, you’re in for a treat. It almost seems like he’s kidding. I mean, how could any male human being produce something like this? If it’s for the purpose of humor, i get it. But i can’t tell, so all i can do is be frightened. Watch Video ›
Lady bears are losing their hair and developing rashes at a German zoo, and it’s sad. On the bright side, they kind of look like four-legged, big-eared Gene Simmonses. So that could be a good thing? View Image ›
A German company attached mini-banner ads to flies at a trade show recently, and let them fly around the event. PETA probaly has issues with it, but apparently it was really effective. Watch Video ›
Bizarre pronunciations of the word Massachusetts by random Germans. Coming from someone who kept pronouncing Deutschland “doucheland” while in Germany, I don’t really have the right to laugh at these people. Watch Video ›
I really hope that this is photoshopped. View Image ›
