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Video: German Guy Doesn’t Understand ‘Shooting Fish In A Barrel’
Following the earlier post from a week ago, the confused German guy is back. (via viralviralvideos.com)
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Video: Das Beer Boot
This is the strangest advertisement I've ever seen for a novelty beer glass. I f you're easily won over by absurd dancing Germans and want one of your own, Das Beer Boots retail for $14.95.
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Image: A-mazing Berliners With Sausage Labyrinth
This 1.5 mile long maze is designed to educate Germans on the risks of eating too much curried sausage. From the air, it looks like a smiling sausage with ketchup, mayo and french fries. Nom, nom!
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Guess The Toy Mental Illness!
Culture Buzz The Awl found these psychiatrically-challenged German toys, presumably designed to teach small children about various mental illnesses. But the German descriptions are (surprise!) totally weird! I know the turtle is depressed, but can anyone inform me/the public about Sly's struggles? I'm at a loss.
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German Man Marries His Dying Cat
Culture Buzz Vets told Uwe Mitzscherlich that his cat Cecilia might not live much longer. So he married the cat (in an unofficial ceremony, with an actress presiding. Germany doesn't actually recognize human/animal marriages. Yet.)
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Video: Chatroulette On Live TV
Well, you had to see that coming (unless you're this cute-ish German TV host). I don't speak German, but I'm assuming that his comments at the end mean something like “We're German, we are far too cold and practical to freak out over an act of public masturbation.”
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Image: The Wurstkoffer - Sausage On The Go
The Wurstkoffer is a sausage briefcase which holds 19 different types of German sausage!!
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Image: Kid With Popeye Arm
22-year-old German arm wrestling champ Matthias Schlitte has a right arm the size of a tree trunk (and a left arm the size of an arm). And yet, if he hid that baby-sized thing behind his back, he could easily be mistaken for GellieMan.
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Video: Germans Trying to Pronounce Massachusetts
Bizarre pronunciations of the word Massachusetts by random Germans. Coming from someone who kept pronouncing Deutschland “doucheland” while in Germany, I don't really have the right to laugh at these people.
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Image: Rollerskating a Rollercoaster
German süperstar Dirk Auer set a world record by rollerskating a 860-meter rollercoaster in under 60 seconds. He gripped it, and then he ripped it.
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Porn Screensaver Interrupts Presentation [NSFW]
Business Buzz Think of this as a reminder to always change your screensaver before giving a powerpoint presentation from your laptop. Unless you're one of those squares who has a completely non-pornographic screensaver. Of, like, your dog or something. Square.
