Following the earlier post from a week ago, the confused German guy is back. (via viralviralvideos.com)
This is the strangest advertisement I've ever seen for a novelty beer glass. I f you're easily won over by absurd dancing Germans and want one of your own, Das Beer Boots retail for $14.95.
This 1.5 mile long maze is designed to educate Germans on the risks of eating too much curried sausage. From the air, it looks like a smiling sausage with ketchup, mayo and french fries. Nom, nom!
Culture Buzz The Awl found these psychiatrically-challenged German toys, presumably designed to teach small children about various mental illnesses. But the German descriptions are (surprise!) totally weird! I know the turtle is depressed, but can anyone inform me/the public about Sly's struggles? I'm at a loss.
Culture Buzz Vets told Uwe Mitzscherlich that his cat Cecilia might not live much longer. So he married the cat (in an unofficial ceremony, with an actress presiding. Germany doesn't actually recognize human/animal marriages. Yet.)
Well, you had to see that coming (unless you're this cute-ish German TV host). I don't speak German, but I'm assuming that his comments at the end mean something like “We're German, we are far too cold and practical to freak out over an act of public masturbation.”
The Wurstkoffer is a sausage briefcase which holds 19 different types of German sausage!!
22-year-old German arm wrestling champ Matthias Schlitte has a right arm the size of a tree trunk (and a left arm the size of an arm). And yet, if he hid that baby-sized thing behind his back, he could easily be mistaken for GellieMan.
Bizarre pronunciations of the word Massachusetts by random Germans. Coming from someone who kept pronouncing Deutschland “doucheland” while in Germany, I don't really have the right to laugh at these people.
German süperstar Dirk Auer set a world record by rollerskating a 860-meter rollercoaster in under 60 seconds. He gripped it, and then he ripped it.
Business Buzz Think of this as a reminder to always change your screensaver before giving a powerpoint presentation from your laptop. Unless you're one of those squares who has a completely non-pornographic screensaver. Of, like, your dog or something. Square.