If there’s any justice, Get Motivated! won’t be the first absurd convention he addresses. My vote’s for FurCon 2010. [What conventions would you like to see our former President address once he’s done with Get Motivated!? Use the image editor to add your own suggestion.] View Image ›
Your favorite Bush Administration memorandum set to music. It’s part of Jonathan Mann’s effort to write a song a day, so I guess its kind of cheating. Watch Video ›
He’s the commander in chief of the Disneyland Band on Mainstreet USA. Looks like he’s getting along just fine there. View Image ›
Will Ferrell as George Bush interviews Will Ferrell as George Bush. This might get confusing, but one thing’s for certain…you’ll see more Bush here than at a 1979 cheerleading competition. Watch Video ›
They’re all strikingly hot. Even Dick Cheney. Especially Dick Cheney. No joke. Playful and manly. Other highlights: Biden, McCain, Pelosi. (Not Blagojevich, though. Looks like a dumpy turtle.)
While George Bush and Barack Obama ride to the Capital Building, movers will begin the six hour process of moving one family out and another family in. It’s all gotta be ready by the time the Obamas are done with the parade around 5. Read More ›
Reddit says: “Dear Newspapers, maybe if you hadn’t waited until the day before Bush left office to start calling him on everything he’s done in the past eight years, we wouldn’t be as screwed as we are now.”
Here’s a farewell look at some of President Bush’s most stirring and dignified speeches. Enjoy it while you can, America! Watch Video ›
Help George W. Bush pack up the Oval Office with this interactive stroll through his eight years in the White House. A near carbon copy of Palin as President, Help Bush Pack is simply less terrifying because the nightmare’s nearly over! Read More ›
A friend of Barbara Bush’s writes about hanging out with Babs and her dad at the White House. It reads kind of how I wish W had played—believable and still absolutely fucking ridiculous. “Get that airport opened up!” Oy.
Thousands of people are dead and millions are without health care in the wake of the Bush presidency. Today Bush is touring some of the affected areas and meeting with victims of this disaster. Everyone please note, if it is from the Onion News Network, it is not real.
Here’s a handy “Then and Now” chart in this the week of Bush 43 Retrospectives. Can anyone else figure out why there’s been such a precipitous drop in eyelid surgery? Otherwise: way to go, Apple and Billionaires! View Image ›
You are George Bush! In Space! With an uncanny resemblance to Uncle Sam? It also looks like the moon has been colonized and Osama Bin Laden has been captured. So this is clearly a “Choose Your Own Adventure” to invest in. View Image ›
As the President prepares to move out of the White House, he reveals his most difficult moment as Commander-In-Chief. His most nerve-wracking moment? First learning about the attacks on 9/11? The realization there were no weapons of mass destruction? The colonoscopy? The shoes? Nope. Throwing out a pitch at the 2001 World Series: “I never felt that anxious any other time during my presidency, curiously enough.”
Do you forgive George Bush for this mess, or just some other fill-in-the-blank culprit? Let ForgiveGeorge.com know how you feel. It listens.
Thank you internet, for producing two timely and effective Bush shoe attack flash games! The first is Bush’s Boot Camp, and as a Secret Service agent you shoot the shoes before they hit the president. In the second, That Time When That Guy Totally Threw A Shoe At President Bush: The Game, you’re the Iraqi journalist with an unlimited supply of shoes. I like it better. But still, two games, two perspectives. It’s up to you to check ‘em out and taste history’s dirty feet. Got more? Add them below! Read More ›
President George W. Bush placed his own life at risk today by visiting an Iraqi office, where he came under heavy shoe fire. View Image ›
The 43rd president will be moving from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to 10141 Daria Place in Dallas this January. View Image ›
W begins his farewell tour in an interview with ABC, telling Charlie Gibson that he was “unprepared for war” and that he’s “sure some people voted for Barack Obama because of me.” We can all look forward to the torrent of self-pitying interviews and “I’ve-stopped-caring” executive decisions coming our way. Cue the Green Day. Read More ›
Watch as every world leader at the G20 Summit declines to shake President George Bush’s hand during a group photo op. As CNN’s Rick Sanchez puts it, this is almost sad. Watch Video ›
No one wants to shake our president’s hand at the G20. Boo-hoo. Watch Video ›
Laura may be getting her own book; George, on the other hand, can’t find an interested publisher. Poor Bush — low approval ratings are bad news for shopping a book proposal, especially in a down economy. Maybe he needs to start drinking again, head to rehab after Obama’s inauguration, then battle his addiction and go on a national speaking tour and then try to sell his book. Read More ›
Gone are the days of stiff handshakes in Washington, DC. Obama’s turned the fist bump into a first rate political hand gesture. Here are links to some of the best Obama bumps from the past year, plus a sweet fist bump tshirt. Are we missing any? Read More ›
John McCain finally gets the public Bush endorsement he’s been waiting for. When you’re in that voting booth, think of George W. Bush’s face. Watch Video ›
Finally a chance to tell the president and the candidates for a new one what you’re really thinking. As the site’s ticking clock shows, there are only 119 days and change before a new president is elected. Take that time to write a post or record a video intended for Bush, Obama, or McCain. At the end of each month, all of the posts will be sent to the offices of the president and the candidates. Read More ›
There are some awkward photos of George W. Bush hanging out with Olympic volleyball players at the Beijing Olympics. It literally looks like he’s about to tap that ass. View Image ›
The trailer for Oliver Stone’s biopic about George W. Bush surfaces online, promptly reminding us that November can’t come quickly enough. If the trailer is any indication, Bush is going to get the same “presidential” treatment that Stone bestowed upon Tricky Dick. (Go get ‘em, Bushie!) Watch Video ›
President Bush surveys the consequences of the worst disaster we’ve seen throughout the eight years of Bush’s presidency: Bush’s presidency. Heckuva job, indeed. Watch Video ›
George W copies Obama and gives an ecstatic little boy a fist bump. Or should I say terrorist fist jab? View Image ›
Gas prices reaching $4 per gallon!? That’s ridiculous, at least according to our President, who wasn’t aware. So is he trying to get assassinated now? Watch Video ›
