If there's any justice, Get Motivated! won't be the first absurd convention he addresses. My vote's for FurCon 2010. [What conventions would you like to see our former President address once he's done with Get Motivated! ? Use the image editor to add your own suggestion.]

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Your favorite Bush Administration memorandum set to music. It's part of Jonathan Mann's effort to write a song a day, so I guess its kind of cheating.

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1. via Rock Cookie Bottom

He's the commander in chief of the Disneyland Band on Mainstreet USA. Looks like he's getting along just fine there.

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1. Via The Fresno Bee

Will Ferrell as George Bush interviews Will Ferrell as George Bush. This might get confusing, but one thing's for certain…you'll see more Bush here than at a 1979 cheerleading competition.

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The Best Links:

1. Will Ferrell: You’re Welcome America (Wood)
2. Will Ferrell Stars in His First HBO Special
3. Will Ferrell’s Banned George W. Bush Douchebag Commercial!
4. Will Ferrell to Honor George W. Bush on Broadway

Link: http://www.vetocorleone.com/2009/02/a...

They're all strikingly hot. Even Dick Cheney. Especially Dick Cheney. No joke. Playful and manly. Other highlights: Biden, McCain, Pelosi. (Not Blagojevich, though. Looks like a dumpy turtle.)

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POLITICS BUZZ: While George Bush and Barack Obama ride to the Capital Building, movers will begin the six hour process of moving one family out and another family in. It's all gotta be ready by the time the Obamas are done with the parade around 5.

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The Best Links:

1. Obama Has Six Hours To Move Into White House
2. How Exactly Does the President-elect Get All His Stuff Into the White House?
3. How to Move a President in a Few Hours

Here's a farewell look at some of President Bush's most stirring and dignified speeches. Enjoy it while you can, America!

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The Best Links:

1. Clips: Farewell, “Great Moments In Presidential Speeches”
2. Letterman Presents Final “Great Moments In Presidential Speeches” Montage (VIDEO)

POLITICS BUZZ: Help George W. Bush pack up the Oval Office with this interactive stroll through his eight years in the White House. A near carbon copy of Palin as President , Help Bush Pack is simply less terrifying because the nightmare's nearly over!

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The Best Links:

1. Help Bush Pack
2. Hilf Dem Scheidenden US-Präsidenten Beim Packen!
3. Help Bush Pack Now That He’s Leaving the White House!!
4. Palin as President

Link: http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/fe...

A friend of Barbara Bush's writes about hanging out with Babs and her dad at the White House. It reads kind of how I wish W had played—believable and still absolutely fucking ridiculous. “Get that airport opened up!” Oy.

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Here's a handy “Then and Now” chart in this the week of Bush 43 Retrospectives. Can anyone else figure out why there's been such a precipitous drop in eyelid surgery? Otherwise: way to go, Apple and Billionaires!

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You are George Bush! In Space! With an uncanny resemblance to Uncle Sam? It also looks like the moon has been colonized and Osama Bin Laden has been captured. So this is clearly a “Choose Your Own Adventure” to invest in.

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Link: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/11/opi...

As the President prepares to move out of the White House, he reveals his most difficult moment as Commander-In-Chief. His most nerve-wracking moment? First learning about the attacks on 9/11? The realization there were no weapons of mass destruction? The colonoscopy? The shoes? Nope. Throwing out a pitch at the 2001 World Series: “I never felt that anxious any other time during my presidency, curiously enough.”

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1. Bush’s Most “Anxious” Moment: World Series Pitch

Link: http://www.forgivegeorge.com

Do you forgive George Bush for this mess, or just some other fill-in-the-blank culprit? Let ForgiveGeorge.com know how you feel. It listens.

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The Best Links:

1. Forgive George
2. Do you forgive George Bush?

TECH BUZZ: Thank you internet, for producing two timely and effective Bush shoe attack flash games! The first is Bush's Boot Camp , and as a Secret Service agent you shoot the shoes before they hit the president. In the second, That Time When That Guy Totally Threw A Shoe At President Bush: The Game , you're the Iraqi journalist with an unlimited supply of shoes. I like it better. But still, two games, two perspectives. It's up to you to check 'em out and taste history's dirty feet. Got more? Add them below!

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The Best Links:

1. 1st Game: Bush’s Boot Camp
2. 2nd Game: That Time When That Guy Totally Threw A Shoe At President Bush: The Game
3. Throw a shoe at Bush FLASH game surfaces
4. Bush Shoe-Throwing Incident: It’s a Game
5. Wing Shoes at the Prez in Flash Game
6. Throwing Stuff at Bush

President George W. Bush placed his own life at risk today by visiting an Iraqi office, where he came under heavy shoe fire.

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The Best Links:

1. Bush Shoe Attack News (Slideshow, Video, Updates)

The 43rd president will be moving from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to 10141 Daria Place in Dallas this January.

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The Best Links:

1. $2 Million Worth of “Preston Hollow”
2. Bush Lived in Dallas Before He Became the Governor

POLITICS BUZZ: W begins his farewell tour in an interview with ABC, telling Charlie Gibson that he was “unprepared for war” and that he's “sure some people voted for Barack Obama because of me.” We can all look forward to the torrent of self-pitying interviews and “I've-stopped-caring” executive decisions coming our way. Cue the Green Day .

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The Best Links:

1. Watch the Gibson interview
2. “I have been sad, but the spirits are up.”
3. “I came to Washington with a set of values, and I’m leaving with the same set of values”
4. Bush says he’ll miss White House cooking, Air Force one
5. What Should Bush Do Now? - Featured on BuzzFeed
6. Nobody Likes Bush - Featured on BuzzFeed
7. Pardon applications flooding in
8. America Has Two Presidents

Watch as every world leader at the G20 Summit declines to shake President George Bush's hand during a group photo op. As CNN's Rick Sanchez puts it, this is almost sad.

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POLITICS BUZZ: Laura may be getting her own book; George, on the other hand, can't find an interested publisher. Poor Bush — low approval ratings are bad news for shopping a book proposal, especially in a down economy. Maybe he needs to start drinking again, head to rehab after Obama's inauguration, then battle his addiction and go on a national speaking tour and then try to sell his book.

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The Best Links:

1. No Hurry On That George Bush Memoir, Really
2. Laura’s Hot, But Dubya’s Not
3. Past Unpopular Presidents And Their Memoirs

John McCain finally gets the public Bush endorsement he’s been waiting for. When you’re in that voting booth, think of George W. Bush’s face.

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