If there's any justice, Get Motivated! won't be the first absurd convention he addresses. My vote's for FurCon 2010. [What conventions would you like to see our former President address once he's done with Get Motivated!? Use the image editor to add your own suggestion.]
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Your favorite Bush Administration memorandum set to music. It's part of Jonathan Mann's effort to write a song a day, so I guess its kind of cheating.
He's the commander in chief of the Disneyland Band on Mainstreet USA. Looks like he's getting along just fine there.
Will Ferrell as George Bush interviews Will Ferrell as George Bush. This might get confusing, but one thing's for certain…you'll see more Bush here than at a 1979 cheerleading competition.
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They're all strikingly hot. Even Dick Cheney. Especially Dick Cheney. No joke. Playful and manly. Other highlights: Biden, McCain, Pelosi. (Not Blagojevich, though. Looks like a dumpy turtle.)
Politics Buzz While George Bush and Barack Obama ride to the Capital Building, movers will begin the six hour process of moving one family out and another family in. It's all gotta be ready by the time the Obamas are done with the parade around 5.
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Reddit says: “Dear Newspapers, maybe if you hadn't waited until the day before Bush left office to start calling him on everything he's done in the past eight years, we wouldn't be as screwed as we are now.”
Here's a farewell look at some of President Bush's most stirring and dignified speeches. Enjoy it while you can, America!
Politics Buzz Help George W. Bush pack up the Oval Office with this interactive stroll through his eight years in the White House. A near carbon copy of Palin as President, Help Bush Pack is simply less terrifying because the nightmare's nearly over!
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A friend of Barbara Bush's writes about hanging out with Babs and her dad at the White House. It reads kind of how I wish W had played—believable and still absolutely fucking ridiculous. “Get that airport opened up!” Oy.
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Thousands of people are dead and millions are without health care in the wake of the Bush presidency. Today Bush is touring some of the affected areas and meeting with victims of this disaster. Everyone please note, if it is from the Onion News Network, it is not real.
Here's a handy “Then and Now” chart in this the week of Bush 43 Retrospectives. Can anyone else figure out why there's been such a precipitous drop in eyelid surgery? Otherwise: way to go, Apple and Billionaires!
You are George Bush! In Space! With an uncanny resemblance to Uncle Sam? It also looks like the moon has been colonized and Osama Bin Laden has been captured. So this is clearly a “Choose Your Own Adventure” to invest in.
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As the President prepares to move out of the White House, he reveals his most difficult moment as Commander-In-Chief. His most nerve-wracking moment? First learning about the attacks on 9/11? The realization there were no weapons of mass destruction? The colonoscopy? The shoes? Nope. Throwing out a pitch at the 2001 World Series: “I never felt that anxious any other time during my presidency, curiously enough.”
Do you forgive George Bush for this mess, or just some other fill-in-the-blank culprit? Let ForgiveGeorge.com know how you feel. It listens.
Tech Buzz Thank you internet, for producing two timely and effective Bush shoe attack flash games! The first is Bush's Boot Camp, and as a Secret Service agent you shoot the shoes before they hit the president. In the second, That Time When That Guy Totally Threw A Shoe At President Bush: The Game, you're the Iraqi journalist with an unlimited supply of shoes. I like it better. But still, two games, two perspectives. It's up to you to check 'em out and taste history's dirty feet. Got more? Add them below!
President George W. Bush placed his own life at risk today by visiting an Iraqi office, where he came under heavy shoe fire.
The 43rd president will be moving from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to 10141 Daria Place in Dallas this January.
Politics Buzz W begins his farewell tour in an interview with ABC, telling Charlie Gibson that he was “unprepared for war” and that he's “sure some people voted for Barack Obama because of me.” We can all look forward to the torrent of self-pitying interviews and “I've-stopped-caring” executive decisions coming our way. Cue the Green Day.
Watch as every world leader at the G20 Summit declines to shake President George Bush's hand during a group photo op. As CNN's Rick Sanchez puts it, this is almost sad.
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