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3-Year-Old Genius Needs The Bathroom
Culture Buzz Just because you're a 3-year-old genius doesn't mean you can't tell America you need to take a dump.
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Video: A box TOO small for Maru?
Internet sensation feline Maru is notorious for squeezing into small boxes. But is there a box too small for Maru? Maru's owner tests out that theory.
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Video: Maru Plays The Tambourine
With his tail. Maru plays the tambourine with his tail! Does your pet play an instrument? No. Of course your pet doesn't play an instrument. Maru is one in a million. (Via Amanda.)
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Video: Maru’s Trendy Headwear
A sneak peek at Maru's spring line of stylish feline headwear. In addition to being a fashion icon, a web video entrepreneur, and an innovator in numerous other disciplines, Maru is one of the cutest widdle guys in the whole wide world. Quite a resume.
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Dan Brown’s Singing Career
I did some fruitful Dan Brown research today. Before he changed all of our lives with The Da Vinci Code, Brown released two AMAZING pop albums. If, like me, you believe that Dan Brown is the greatest American prose stylist since Henry James, you will have no trouble agreeing that he could also have been the next Bob Dylan. Listen to these glorious samples.
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Video: 9-Year-Old Internet Whiz
Christopher Beckett saw his dad bring in “craploads” of money with his own internet marketing site, so he's launching a similar project in which you will help fund the purchase of his new dirtbike. Just send him some of your “information,” and you'll have the ball rolling in no time! KID BIZ!
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Image: Facebook Quizzes Are Written By Geniuses
This one is actually a trick question. The real answer is, “Yes, I leave. I go home to make a list of all the things that are wrong with this quiz. It takes me several hours.”
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Elise Tan Roberts
Culture Buzz Elise Tan Roberts is a 2-year-old toddler genius with an IQ of 156 (just to put that in perspective, the average IQ in the general population is 100). She has just been named the youngest (and cutest!) member of Mensa, which normally doesn't accept members under the age of 10. At 2, Elise can already spell her name, recite the alphabet, name 35 capital cities, and identify the three types of triangle.
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Image: Albert Einstein Optical Illusion
At first glance, this is a picture of Albert Einstein, but take a few steps, and the mustachioed genius may look like a classic sexpot. Really. Who knew Marilyn Monroe rocked a sweet 'stache?
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Link: Egypt slaughtering all pigs to stop swine flu
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090429/ap_on_he_me/ml_egypt_...
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Apparently nobody told them that that is not how the flu works.
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How Smart Are You?
Science Buzz This quiz, adapted from the MENSA membership test, can accurately measure your IQ in a few simple questions.
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Link: Breaking News: Detergent is Bad for You
http://feeds.gothamistllc.com/click.phdo?i=5fb167075105d1...
Don't use laundry detergent on a Slip-n-Slide. It burns! This PSA brought to you by Pi Kappa Alpha at GWU.
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Image: Rating Obama’s First 50 Days
A CNN poll asks: Obama's first 50 days, Yes, or No? I want to say yes, but I'd have to check my calendar.
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