Don’t be shy.
Don’t be shy.
Gotta hear both sides.
Whose genitals are best?
From ding-a-ling to disco stick, via everything in between.
The Final Member is full of surprises. Watch BuzzFeed’s two exclusive clips, one of which involves sperm whale penis bow ties. (You’re welcome?)
My New Pink Button, a line of “genital cosmetic colorants” in four shades of pink, has found quite the market in Amazon humorists.
They’re called pearls, Yakuza beads, or speed bumps, and it’s unclear exactly why young Australian prisoners are doing it.
Nothing in that headline is inaccurate or an exaggeration. Mao Sugiyama is a Japanese chef who recently served his/her surgically removed male genitals to five connoisseurs for about $250 a plate. WARNING: Yes, there are photos.
For some reason, amidst all of his current troubles, Herman Cain decided to sit down for a three-part interview with Jimmy Kimmel and does not hesitate to make jokes about his sexual assault accusations. Watch parts 2 and 3 here. Watch Video ›
The former bodyguard of Britney Spears, Fernando Flores, has long alleged sexual harassment against Spears. But new court documents have added a disgusting level of specificity to the whole sordid affair, making it even sordider (it’s a word now). Flores claims that Spears would frequently make unwanted sexual advances, but her personal hygiene was so atrocious that he suffered psychological damage from the stinky come ons. Excessive farting and nose-picking are among her alleged crimes against sanitation. Also, she was (allegedly) so bombed on drugs that she insisted on being called Jennifer and Queen Bee. All charges are denied by the Spears camp. From Radar Online, here are the pertinent passages from the court filings. (via radaronline.com) View List ›
Horrifying video. Hamza Al-Khatib, a 13-year-old boy, was detained by Syrian forces at a checkpoint in the village of Jiza on April 29th. His barely recognizable corpse was returned to his parents nearly a month later. This video, filmed and posted on Youtube by his parents, details the horrific wounds covering Hamza’s body. He was beaten, burned, shot and had his genitals cut off. Hamza has since become a martyr for the Syrian rebellion. WARNING: Graphic video. Watch Video ›
“It’s not vulgar, it’s a vulva!”
Your genitals are so plain and shabby. Gussy them up!
An instructional video teaching men to reject erotic bigotry and embrace their perineum. With jazz flute. You’ll want to bring a lot of hand sanitizer to this particular yoga class. Watch Video ›
POTUS lovers now have the opportunity to cover themselves in Obama, available as bar soap. And Obama haters now have the chance to wipe POTUS in the filthiest of places, so it’s a win-win! View Image ›
An Australian woman poured alcohol onto her cheating husband’s genitals while he slept, then lit him on fire with a candle. Well, that’s horrible.
A new security scanner being tested in Australia can see through clothing and is being described as a “virtual strip search.” Here’s hoping there’s not a screenshot feature with the new technology, or your genitals might be gracing your ex’s Facebook profile REAL soon. In the meantime, those security agents’ job description just got a whole lot better. Read More ›