What is it about this cherry that makes it quite so repulsive? Oh, probably the fact that it looks like someone shined a fluorescent light on someone's inflamed, diseased private parts.
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A Brooklyn, New York exhibit featuring 800 customized ping pong paddles features one especially explicit model. At least it wasn't a lacrosse stick. That would've been GROOOOOSS!
It's like Little Shop of Horrors, and Rick Moranis is a ladder. Is this cause for a giant theme park based on female anatomy? Yes. Yes it is. Because every kid should be able to count stepping inside The World Famous Giant Vagina as a cherished childhood memory.