Three different obscene dick looks in one towel. Funny, Functional, Sexual. The Snuggie won't be the number one “As Seen on TV” gift this year.
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A pop-up toilet cat to scare your houseguests is on sale for $8.97! We can't all be so lucky as to have a toilet-trained cat. Click here for more toilet-trained cat videos.
Wanna really piss your friends off? Send them a fake bailout check! Kidding — it's all in harmless fun. Everyone deserves a bailout of some sort, even if it's a “Get Out Of Uncomfortable Situation Free” sort of deal. I wrote myself one for one million dollars, because boats are super expensive!
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A keyboard made especially “for blondes” changes the Caps Lock to “Warning! size XXL letters,” Tab to “Useless Key,” and Backspace to “Oops!” For only $50, you too can get a gag gift that will offend friends and relatives alike!