Meghan McCain's On-Air Gaffe: Obamas Deserve “Emoticon Of Privacy”

I didn't know there was an emoticon for privacy! During a discussion on MSNBC today about a new book detailing Michelle Obama's tensions with White House staffers, noted nepotism beneficiary Meghan McCain spoke out against the tell-all, arguing the Obamas deserve “some small emoticon of privacy.” This is when I'd note McCain clearly meant to say “a modicum” instead of “emoticon” and probably just got tongue-tied so let's all give her the benefit of the doubt and oh my god why are you all so cynical, you know, if not for the fact that she repeated the mistake five seconds later. So instead, I'll just :(. Read More ›

Matt Cherette 4 months ago 15 responses

Prince Philip’s Top 10 Gaffes

10 June was the Duke of Edinburgh's ninetieth birthday, and Asylum took the time to prepare a list of his top ten verbal gaffes. This is one of the more uncomfortable lists I've made. (via asylum.co.uk) View List ›

Josh Fjelstad 11 months ago 188 responses

GOP Presidential Candidate Confuses Constitution With Declaration Of Independence

Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain should take his own advice and reread the Constitution before lecturing Americans on our knowledge of said document, because the phrase “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” does not appear anywhere in that text. (via ThinkProgress) Watch Video ›

Dorsey Shaw a year ago 20 responses

Tony Danza, Asshole

You know how it's 1998 and you're third-tier actor/tapdancer Tony Danza, and you've been booked to appear on some local news show? You know how you're also a dum-dum who smacktalks the whole PR process when you don't realize the cameras are live and everyone can hear you? Then you'll totally get this. Don't worry, Tony. Once you finally nab that Oscar, Charlie Rose's people will come crawling. Watch Video ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago 23 responses

Lady GaGa Knockout

During a performance for a radio station in New York, the pop singer hit a back-up dancer straight in the kisser with her mic, knocking out three of her teeth. Read More ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago 9 responses

Butt Implants Gone Wrong

A lady spent almost $6000 on butt implants (huh?), but now it hurts, and this reporter cracks under the pressure of having to speak articulately while watching a lady poke at her own fake ass. Gives new meaning to “junk in the trunk,” doesn't it? Watch Video ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago 60 responses

Collection of Things We’ll Miss about George Bush

In just over a month's time, the country's suddenly going to get all changey and hopey, and the last 8 years will start to seem like a distant memory. Or something like that. But let's take some time now to remember some of the good times we've had. Add an image or a video below of your very favorite George W. Bush moment, and we'll see if we can create a scrapbook to remember our 43rd President by after he's gone. Read More ›

Jack Shepherd 3 years ago respond