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Remember Bode Miller? That guy who was supposed to win all those gold medals at the Olympics but DIDN'T. Well, he's changed his training regime and I'm thinking this one will bring the gold. Haha the best part of the video: “What the hell kind of name is Bode anyway? What are you an Indian?”

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In this edition, we learn about William Henry Harrison, our ninth president. He went grocery shopping and caught pneumonia! He was pretty old when he died, too, God bless him.

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Michael Phelps will be joining the cast of Greys Anatomy this season as Dr. McSwimmey. Check out a clip from the upcoming season.

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Janey talks to her pony friends and formulates a plan to get back at her classmate Tracey Stacy Esposito. Check it out.

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CULTURE BUZZ: We love the ’80s, if only for this timeless New York City cable access series that speaks volumes about that magical era when American culture was, apparently, devoid of all irony. If only we could find a time machine, we’d finally have a place to perform that jazz-tap interpretation of the theme from Beverly Hills Cop.

The Best Links:

1. The Low-Rent Appeal of “Stairway to Stardom”
2. The Top 10 Best 1980s Cable Access Moments Ever
3. Producer Michelle Sharpe Has Amassed the Ultimate “Stairway” Collection
4. Precious Taft: Melodramatic Actress Or New Benjamin Moore Primer?
5. Don Costello: Mentally Ill Or Secret Genius?
6. Gloria Huddle: Singer/Actress/Near-Corpse
7. Cheryl Klein: This Comedienne’s Secret Weapon? Cocaine.
8. American Idol’s Ugly Siblings
9. Former ‘Stairway to Stardom’ Starlet Dancer Photographed at Found Footage Festival
10. What Better Way to Start a Blog Than With “Hairdresser”?

CELEBRITY BUZZ: For his show’s 1000th episode, Jimmy Kimmel spent the day with Richard Simmons, making for a highly disturbing - and, thus, reliably viral - segment. As long as they’re not f*cking. We can only keep track of so much concerning Jimmy Kimmel’s sex life.

The Best Links:

1. Richard Simmons Out-Creeps Himself
2. Jimmy Kimmel Eats Crap, Can Do Push-ups
3. Is Jimmy Kimmel F**king Richard Simmons?
4. Wait, Richard Simmons is GAY???
5. Is Jimmy Kimmel Richard Simmons’s New Letterman?

TECH BUZZ: A slew of original scripted comedy debuted on Sony’s broadband channel, Crackle, and has so far garnered a love-it-or-hate-it reaction. A word of advice: if your broadband programming is failing, bring out the secret weapon…Will Ferrell’s kid.

The Best Links:

1. The C-Spot, Crackle’s Original Programming
2. Despite an Appearance by Ron Jeremy, The LA Times Likes The C-Spot
3. Chris Albrecht: Not A Fan
4. Get the Lowdown On All the C-spot Shows
5. Check Out The Series Premiere of ‘Hot Hot Los Angeles’
6. Check Out The Series Premiere of ‘The Writers Room’
7. Check Out The Series Premiere of ‘Gaytown’
8. Check Out The Series Premiere of ‘Roadents’
9. Check Out The Series Premiere of ‘Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show’
10. Check Out An Episode of ‘Best of Penn Says’
11. Crackle’s Other Channels
12. The C-Spot: “An Uninspiring Collection of Entertainment”

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The leaked Tom Cruise video has spawned a cottage industry of imitators. Some are brilliant, some are bizarre, some prove that it takes more than donning a black turtleneck and laughing maniacally to be funny, and one proves that self-parody is the best kind of parody.

The Best Links:

1. Eugene Mirman is the Best Scientologist Ever!!
2. Craig Ferguson Looks Sexy in a Wig, Don’t You Think?
3. Tom Cruise in “Magnolia” - Seduce & Destory (NSFW)
4. Jerry O’Connell Makes Us Laugh Inside
5. Bringing a New Meaning to “Getting Clear”
6. Tom Cruise Impersonated By Superman
7. Scrapbooking Parody, Which Somehow Gets at the Underlying Ridiculousness Perfectly
8. Tom Cruise Unraveling - A Really Disturbing “Interpretation”
9. Mickey Kaus Keeps Doing That Cruise-ian Thing With His Hands
10. LOLTomKat
11. We’re Pretty Sure We Went To High School With This Guy
12. Tom Cruise With Some Sort Of Speech Disorder
13. Tom Cruise Parody Filmed After Taking Large Doses of Peyote
14. Outtakes From the Scientology Video
15. Proving That Parody Is Hard
16. Tom Cruise As a Foul-Mouthed Frat Boy
17. A Parody Of Jib-Jab Doing a Parody of Tom Cruise