Okay, okay, we all know it’s a cultural faux pas to adopt an American-centric attitude about the world, but loosen up for a second and laugh at these hysterically bizarre signs. English isn’t quite the lingua franca yet. At least, not any of these forms of it.
Apparently, liquor store owners are often quite the sassy and witty bunch. It may seem needless, but these liquor stores are definitely advertising themselves better than the rest.
I just hope that engineer has a siren, because we really can’t afford to wait for red lights. (via reddit.com) View Image ›
OK, I’m interested. View Image ›
This is good to know when driving through rural Oklahoma. View Image ›
Beware of the demon spawn! View Image ›
Confused by those often bizarre pictograms on the side of the road? This handy guide will help explain what they mean. For example, apparently, I’m heading towards a sunny side up. View Image ›
That dude looks like a lady. View Image ›
Dammit. I could’ve sworn that was an exit. View Image ›
Just a quick PSA for y’all about hands and pants. This is science, people. Science. View Image ›
This flier is really creepy, without actually saying anything explicitly creepy. But maybe if you ever wished your arms were thinner for practical purposes, then you can relate. View Image ›
The most disgusting way to get revenge on someone who stole your laundry. This is weirdly a kind of feminist manifesto. Spotted at Barnard College, unsurprisingly. View Image ›
My favorite. View Image ›
Everybody loves a good sale, but some stores are better at targeting their audiences than others. Here are some important lessons from successful store displays. View List ›
Brb, finding this store like RIGHT NOW. View Image ›
Caution: The floor is now LAVA!. Questions remain as to why this game inserts itself without prompting into the minds of children all around the world. View Image ›
Did you know that god has a great advertising agency? I can’t wait until he finally breaks into social media. View List ›
This may be the most effective “turn off your electronics” sign ever. If movie theaters started using this technique, people would be shutting off their phones way before they even leave their cars. However, this might not work for a bunch of theater majors! View Image ›
I think it has something to do with an iPad? Please make your own suggestions in the comments. We will get to the bottom of this! View Image ›
The good, the bad, and the wet your pants confusing. Let’s take a little tour of the medium. View List ›
Crocs have feelings too. View Image ›
After all these years. It’s things like this that really give you hope, you know? View Image ›
This aggressive mountain goat enjoys walks on the beach and rom-coms. Just kidding. He likes chasing people and eating anything that’s been peed on. View Image ›
I wouldn’t wanna be caught dead in the scenario this warning sign suggests. View Image ›
Bookstore employees have a lot of time on their hands. Especially the Brits. And the anarchists. View List ›
If you are not already practicing good hygiene by washing your hands after you use the restroom, then this week might be the perfect time to start. It’s National Clean Hands Week! Here are some signs with very clear directions for those of you who may be unsure of just how to go about it. View List ›
With Boardwalk Empire premiering last night, it seemed only fitting to take a look back at the state of protest in the 20s. These guys could learn a thing or two about sign-making from the Tea Partiers. Where are the misspelled words? The accusations of communism? The sparkle paint? The kegs of—oh…right. View List ›
I like the cut of their jib. View Image ›
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, hide ur husband. View Image ›
Don’t say you weren’t warned. Hide your kids, hide your wine. View Image ›
