According to truly bizarre stock photos.
Get out the needle and thread because you’ve earned these.
“I wouldn’t let him play with the dead squirrel he found in the yard.”
Just because we have kids doesn’t mean we won’t put a hurt on you.
It’s all so easy before you have one.
Nine months isn’t anywhere near enough time.
Yes, you have officially turned into your parents.
This is all because those darn neighborhood kids can’t get their facts straight.