I knew he would leave me. [Editor's Note: This short online chat with a stranger is a heartbreaking reminder of humans' inability to communicate across the boundaries of a common language. It's also another very funny entry into our Random Conversation Contest. You can view all the entries as a slideshow.]
For the random conversation contest: a brief diversion into pirate economics. [Editor's Note: Check out this awesome entry in our Best Random Conversation Contest! Pirate jokes are like the universal language.]
http://www.buzzfeed.com/contests/best-random-conversation
New contest! Have a random conversation with a stranger on Omegle, then post a screenshot of the result as your entry. Funny conversations get gold stars and featured on the front page, so late entries will still have a good chance of winning. The funniest conversation posted by Monday night is the winner!