Job hunting can be a very frustrating task. One helpful hint is remembering to re-read your letters before you send them out, just in case the words “Skank Ho” somehow find there way in there.
What Josh forgets to mention is that whenever he says “eggs” he also grabs his crotch. [Ed. note: P-nus rashes are no laughing matter.]
It's amazing what a good letter will get for you. It sounds like a brain teaser: A man pulls into a parking spot; 30 seconds later, he gets a parking ticket; what happened?