The Best Headline You’ll Read Today

And the lede is pretty fantastic too. And don’t worry about Ms. Kardashian. I’m sure E! is turning her reaction to this into an hour-long special. (via @sllambe)

Jack Moore a year ago 114 responses

Man In A Banana Suit At Large After Attacking Man In A Gorilla Suit

This is what internet dreams are made of. “Like a Spartan from 300, kind of, except he was a banana.” Today is a great day. View Media ›

Matt Stopera a year ago 56 responses

Fergie Has Been Eating Waaay Too Many Tacos

Can’t make this stuff up. Also, can’t fault her for that. (via stream.pleated-jeans.com) View Image ›

Matt Stopera a year ago 94 responses

Flying Bear Kills Two Canadians In Freak Accident

You read that correctly. (via ca.reuters.com) View Image ›

Matt Stopera a year ago 64 responses

Batman Arrested In Michigan

Batman was arrested for hanging on a wall in Petoskey, Michigan last night. No word yet on who will save the world while he’s gone. View List ›

Matt Stopera 2 years ago 33 responses

Man High On Bath Salts Kills Neighbor’s Pet Goat While Wearing Bra And Panties

This might just be the craziest thing that’s ever happened. Bath salts are fucking nuts. View List ›

Matt Stopera 2 years ago 158 responses

Cat-Related Headline Of The Day

So many questions. View Image ›

Matt Stopera 2 years ago 28 responses

Inappropriate Accompanying Story Photo

You stay classy, BBC. View Image ›

Matt Stopera 2 years ago 4 responses

The Most Amazing Billy Ray Cyrus Headline Ever

Perfect. View Image ›

Matt Stopera 2 years ago 61 responses

Meatball Sandwich Horseplay Leads To Two Deaths, Family Betrayal, Two Trials

True story. View Image ›

Matt Stopera 2 years ago 23 responses

Awesomely Inappropriate Newspaper Headlines

There are fewer things in life that are better than the accidental double entendre…especially when it is obviously overlooked. Click through for the rest of the images. View Image ›

Digg Top Links 2 years ago respond

New York Post Weighs In On World Cup Loss

The New York Post’s front page headlines are often a pun-filled peek at the nation’s true sentiments, as this headline from America’s World Cup loss can attest. Seriously though, fuck soccer. View Image ›

Tanner Ringerud 2 years ago 142 responses

This Headline Has Everything!

This is possibly the best headline ever, found in Ireland’s Evening Herald. I’m guessing the reporter just finished a seminar on not burying the lede. You can read the whole story here, but really, it’s all in the headline. View Image ›

Bwgan 2 years ago 192 responses