BuzzFeed - Buzz Tagged "funny" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:40:37 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) BREAKING: Rock Singer Likes Cocaine, Candy, And Twitter http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/breaking-rock-singer-likes-cocaine-candy-and-twi Just look at all the fucks former grunge dreamboat Evan Dando could give.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/breaking-rock-singer-likes-cocaine-candy-and-twi Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:47:09 -0500 <b>Just look at all the fucks former grunge dreamboat Evan Dando could give.</b> provincialelitist nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Banned Durex Super Bowl Commercial Is Pretty Dark http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/banned-durex-2012-superbowl-commercial-is-pretty-d Jesus. Thanks Durex, my plans of having children one day in the distant future are now ruined.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/banned-durex-2012-superbowl-commercial-is-pretty-d Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:02:10 -0500 <b>Jesus.</b> Thanks Durex, my plans of having children one day in the distant future are now ruined. hgrant nonadult Axl Rose Is The Beethoven Of Rock Music http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/axl-rose-is-the-beethoven-of-rock-music Well, at least one of the Guns 'N Roses singer's adoring fans thinks he is.

Guns N' Roses fans bought this ad in the LA Weekly to wish Axl a happy 50th birthday:

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/axl-rose-is-the-beethoven-of-rock-music Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:47:37 -0500 <b>Well, at least one of the Guns &#39;N Roses singer&#39;s adoring fans thinks he is.</b> provincialelitist nonadult <big>Guns N&#39; Roses fans bought this ad in the LA Weekly to wish Axl a happy 50th birthday:</big> nonadult nonadult The Incredible Hulk Is Incredibly Constipated http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/the-hulk-may-or-may-not-be-constipated Someone get the man some gamma-infused laxatives, STAT. Sculpture found at a shopping mall in South Korea. (Seriously.)

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/the-hulk-may-or-may-not-be-constipated Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:32:08 -0500 <b>Someone get the man some gamma-infused laxatives, STAT.</b> Sculpture found at a shopping mall in South Korea. (Seriously.) hgrant nonadult Little Toilet Hair http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/little-toilet-hair Is from Spain. Who knew!

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/little-toilet-hair Sat, 04 Feb 2012 14:47:07 -0500 <strong>Is from Spain.</strong> Who knew! mattcherette nonadult Newt Gingrich Wants Brad Pitt To Play Him In The Movies http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/newt-gingrich-wants-brad-pitt-to-play-him-in-the-m Can Newt get any more grandiose? Yes! Arnold!

TMZ reports:

The Republican candidate phoned in to the Rich Stevens Radio Show today ... when he was asked, "If Hollywood was going to do a movie about your life, who would you like to see play the lead role?"

Newt replied, "Oh, in my fantasy life? Brad Pitt ... why not?!

Stevens quipped, "Is it because you guys look alike?"

Newt fired right back. "No, I don’t look like him at all. He's thinner, he's better looking, he's younger. But you asked me if I had anyone who could play me in a movie ... why not go for Brad Pitt???"

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/newt-gingrich-wants-brad-pitt-to-play-him-in-the-m Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:24:17 -0500 <b>Can Newt get any more grandiose?</b> <em>Yes! Arnold!</em> provincialelitist nonadult nonadult TMZ <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/31/newt-gingrich-brad-pitt/#.TymLB-PLxZ9">reports</a>: <blockquote>The Republican candidate phoned in to the Rich Stevens Radio Show today ... when he was asked, "If Hollywood was going to do a movie about your life, who would you like to see play the lead role?" Newt replied, "Oh, in my fantasy life? Brad Pitt ... why not?! Stevens quipped, "Is it because you guys look alike?" Newt fired right back. "No, I don&rsquo;t look like him at all. He&#39;s thinner, he&#39;s better looking, he&#39;s younger. But you asked me if I had anyone who could play me in a movie ... why not go for Brad Pitt???"</blockquote> nonadult The 20 Best Things You Guys Said Last Month http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-20-best-things-you-guys-said-last-month Here are our favorite things Buzzfeeders said in the comments last month. For more, check out our ongoing Hall Of Fame feed!

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Bigt00F put together an excellent explanation for the mysterious liquid dripping down Christina Aguilera's leg.

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Taylor Swift finds inspiration for her newest hit.

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Finally, a photo of Ben Roethlisberger that makes his head look proportional to the rest of his body.

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artsnuff figured out who Hollywood's ideal woman is.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-20-best-things-you-guys-said-last-month Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:32:08 -0500 <b>Here are our favorite things Buzzfeeders said in the comments last month.</b> For more, check out our ongoing <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/halloffame">Hall Of Fame feed!</a> ryanhatesthis nonadult Cool / Not Cool http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/cool-not-cool The 2012 presidential election would already be over if politics was more like like American Idol and high school.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/cool-not-cool Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:51:31 -0500 <b>The 2012 presidential election would already be over if politics was more like like American Idol and high school.</b> provincialelitist nonadult Apparently This Is What Humans Will Look Like In 50 Million Years http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/apparently-this-is-what-humans-will-look-like-in-5 According to speculative zoologist Dougal Dixon, we’ll all look terrifying. Dixon submitted this hyper-human brain thing to the science fiction magazine OMNI’s 1982 November issue.

Dixon wrote this about humans of the future: "he'll employ his expanded mental powers, "willing" nourishment up from the lake or teleporting himself down for a meal on the shore." I don't know about you guys, but I can't wait until I lap up nourishment with my hybrid human-brain power from the ocean.

And this is what a bird will look like. Or a deer. A deer-bird. A BEERD. This guy was a genius.

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Source: iheartchaos.com  /  via: io9.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/apparently-this-is-what-humans-will-look-like-in-5 Wed, 01 Feb 2012 06:02:08 -0500 <b>According to speculative zoologist Dougal Dixon, we'll all look terrifying.</b> Dixon submitted this hyper-human brain thing to the science fiction magazine OMNI's 1982 November issue. hgrant nonadult Captain Hook Wants To Drink Your Milkshake Daniel Day Lewis Style http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/captain-hook-wants-to-drink-your-milkshake-daniel I think it's pretty clear that Daniel Day Lewis totally drank Dustin Hoffman circa “Hook”'s milkshake of inspiration for his role in “There Will Be Blood”. Thanks to Drew Grant for the concept!

Dustin Hoffman "Hook"

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Daniel Day Lewis "There Will Be Blood"

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/captain-hook-wants-to-drink-your-milkshake-daniel Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:17:54 -0500 <b>I think it&#39;s pretty clear that Daniel Day Lewis totally drank Dustin Hoffman circa "Hook"&#39;s milkshake of inspiration for his role in "There Will Be Blood".</b> Thanks to <a href="https://twitter.com/videodrew">Drew Grant</a> for the concept! hgrant nonadult The Real Reason People Argue Online http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/the-real-reason-people-argue-online We all know this is why people argue online. Yeah I’m looking at you, buddy.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/the-real-reason-people-argue-online Sat, 28 Jan 2012 05:02:08 -0500 <b>We all know this is why people argue online.</b> Yeah I'm looking at you, buddy. hgrant nonadult Demi Moore&#39;s 911 Call Set To The "Moneyball" Soundtrack http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/demi-moores-911-call-set-to-the-moneyball-s Bobby Finger made me do this .

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/demi-moores-911-call-set-to-the-moneyball-s Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:47:10 -0500 <b>Bobby Finger <a href="http://bobbyfinger.tumblr.com/post/16587989839">made me do this</a>.</b> provincialelitist nonadult Dogs Playing In Dog Park In Slow Motion http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/dogs-playing-in-dog-park-in-slow-motion And now I totally wish I was a dog.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/dogs-playing-in-dog-park-in-slow-motion Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:02:08 -0500 <b>And now I totally wish I was a dog.</b> hgrant nonadult This Cat Is A Professional Tap Dancer http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/this-cat-is-a-professional-tap-dancer He’s so close to reaching his dreams to become a professional dancer, but first to catch that ball of light.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/this-cat-is-a-professional-tap-dancer Wed, 25 Jan 2012 01:02:08 -0500 <b>He's so close to reaching his dreams to become a professional dancer, but first to catch that ball of light.</b> hgrant nonadult Faces Of The State Of The Union http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/faces-of-the-sate-of-the-union The Internet was watching SOTU. Here's what it saw.

Less banter than last time around for these two characters.

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Not gonna clap. No way. Nope.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/faces-of-the-sate-of-the-union Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:17:08 -0500 <b>The Internet was watching SOTU.</b> Here&#39;s what it saw. provincialelitist nonadult Newt Gingrich Got A Makeover http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/newt-gingrich-got-a-makeover There must have been a 2-for-1 deal at Callista's favorite salon.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/newt-gingrich-got-a-makeover Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:47:08 -0500 <b>There must have been a 2-for-1 deal at Callista&#39;s favorite salon.</b> provincialelitist nonadult Dogs At Hyperspeed http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/dogs-at-hyperspeed This is what would happen if there were roll-down windows on the Millennium Falcon.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/dogs-at-hyperspeed Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:47:08 -0500 <b>This is what would happen if there were roll-down windows on the Millennium Falcon.</b> provincialelitist nonadult "His Schlong" Was All Over "Family Feud" Tonight http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/his-schlong-was-all-over-family-feud-tonight What might an airplane pilot be holding on a long flight? If you answered “his schlong,” then congratulations, you would've done well on “Family Feud” Monday night. (via Deadspin )

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/his-schlong-was-all-over-family-feud-tonight Tue, 24 Jan 2012 03:02:10 -0500 <strong>What might an airplane pilot be holding on a long flight?</strong> If you answered "his schlong," then congratulations, you would&#39;ve done well on "Family Feud" Monday night. (via <a href="http://deadspin.com/5878672/his-schlong-was-an-actual-answer-on-tonights-family-feud">Deadspin</a>) mattcherette nonadult Mitt Romney Tells A Drug Joke On Fox News http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/mitt-romney-tells-a-drug-joke-on-fox-news Let's all hope that marijuana humor is a major part of Mitt's strategy for tonight's debate in Florida.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/mitt-romney-tells-a-drug-joke-on-fox-news Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:03:51 -0500 <b>Let&#39;s all hope that marijuana humor is a major part of Mitt&#39;s strategy for tonight&#39;s debate in Florida.</b> provincialelitist nonadult Girl Removes Bug From Tennis Court Like A Champ http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/ball-girl-removes-cricket-from-tennis-court-like-a The Australian Open has never been more exciting.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/ball-girl-removes-cricket-from-tennis-court-like-a Sat, 21 Jan 2012 14:02:10 -0500 <b>The Australian Open has never been more exciting.</b> hgrant nonadult