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funerals
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What Was Dripping Down Christina Aguilera's Legs At Etta James' Funeral?
Celebrity Buzz I, uh, yeah… no. Christina Aguilera, she who forgets the lyrics to the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, was invited to sing “At Last” today at Etta James' funeral service. She did a decent jo—OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS TRICKLING DOWN HER LEGS?! (via Dlisted)
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North Koreans Hysterically Weeping At Kim Jong-Il's Funeral
Culture Buzz I see no tears. These people must be really scared to act this hard.
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You Can Load The Ashes Of Dead People Into Ammunition Now
Business Buzz For only $850, one pound of your loved one's ash will be loaded into 250 shotgun shells. Cue the banjo music. (via usatoday.com)
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Image: Westboro Baptist Church Gets Tires Slashed, Locals Refuse To Perform Repairs
Shortly after protesting the funeral of Army Sgt. Jason James McCluskey in Oklahoma, members of the Westboro Baptist Church headed back to their minivan, only to discover that its front and rear passenger-side tires had been slashed. To make matters worse, when they drove into town they were unable to find anyone who would repair it. Ha ha.
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Men of Mortuaries Calendar
Culture Buzz I wouldn't mind running into these guys late at night in a graveyard. Sadly, it looks like they only published calendars for 2007 and 2008, but my fingers are crossed for a 2011 edition.
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Funeral Cakes
Culture Buzz Everyone looks forward to enjoying a beautifully decorated wedding cake, but did you know there is another milestone in life for which we get to enjoy cake? Death! Well, at least for the living.
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Pictures of Clown Funerals
Culture Buzz Clowns live by a code. From the cradle to the Big Top to the grave.
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Link: Internet Explorer 6 Funeral, Today
Here's what Google Chrome had to say about this infamous browser: “I remember one day after work, I saw IE6 walking home. I pulled over and said 'Hey IE6, do you want a ride?' He responded 'Page Cannot Be Displayed' and fell over. Man, that guy was a hoot.” Please pay your respects (or spit on the grave) of this stalwart of internet browsing. Those unable to attend the funeral are asked to send flowers.
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Image: Midget Wrestler Funeral
This is a very sad but notably bizarre picture at the funeral of half a Mexican sibling wrestling duo. The brothers were allegedly drugged by female robbers, which, considering the circumstances, somehow makes the whole story read more like a tragic graphic novel.
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Image: Billy Mays’ Funeral
All the pallbearers at Billy's funeral wore blue OxiClean shirts in his honor. I find this super sweet in a “I almost feel bad I posted this Billy Mays joke” kind of way.
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Image: Pimp My Casket
You know it's hard out there for a pimp, which is why, somewhere, a very tolerant funeral director let this happen. Nothing says “going out in style” like a Styrofoam steering wheel. Consider ride pimped.
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Video: Best Funeral Ever
Improv Everywhere crashed the funeral of a man with very few surviving relatives to make it the best funeral ever! Sure, its a sensitive subject, but they just wanted to “spread a little joy to the saddest place of all!” And it worked! Until the end…
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Link: The Funeral Fairy
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So this lady in South Carolina showed up at the funeral of a total stranger and proceeded to dance at the foot of his casket, wave a wand over it, touch the body, and throw flowers inside before driving away in her Toyota. Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard's explanation? “It was the right thing to do at the time.” And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you make an exit.
