Forget guidance counselors! Here's a handy fun flowchart for figuring out what you should do with your life. Since everybody knows that working at BuzzFeed isn't a real job, I decided to take this quiz and came to the conclusion that I should work at Starbucks. Disappointingly, I never got to the part where I had to decide if I liked looking at vaginas or not.
Here's a flowchart that illustrates how to get shot by the Sartorialist (a street style fashion blog). I hang out in Soho on cobblestone streets all day just hoping to get snapped up by Scott Schuman.