Celebrity Buzz While the war rages on between Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper for Sexiest Man Alive, might I humbly suggest a consensus candidate: Michael Fassbender. Fassbender is the extremely talented Irish actor best known for his roles in “Inglourious Basterds” and “X-Men: First Class.” Here are 28 arguments as to why he is the new sexiness and the only man who can mend our tattered Union.
Culture Buzz If you've ever wanted to see Asian girls in muppet suits, then this Tumblr is for you. Or something like that, I guess. (via topherchris.com)
The most patriotic video on the Internet not featuring a crying eagle.
Fuck Yeah Nouns is a site that allows you to type in any word and get a fucking fuck yeah picture. FUCK YEAH! Add your own!
A so-obvious-it's-brilliant mashup of the trailer for “Captain America: The First Avenger” with the theme from “Team America: World Police.” Now I'm amped to see “Captain America.” I hope there's some Nazi-smashing puppet sex.
First came sharks, then came Neil Patrick Harris, and now comes leg hair on men Sorry, vegan lesbians, baby-smooth dudes, and Chinese Cresteds! Maybe next time…
Sports Buzz BuzzFeed's 10-person poetry staff has narrowed the results of last Friday's Poetry Battle down to three finalists, but after 72 hours of debate, we're still unable to choose the clear victor. They're all so good! So check out these dramatic readings of the three contenders by your host, Jack Shepherd, and weigh in with your own input. It's a battle: Three poems enter, one poem leave!!!
Dr. Breeze is the new best worst singer! Happy America, everybody! Don't forget to let freedom ring.