The long-awaited sequel to the fantastic absurdist launch game, Burrito Bison. You should probably set aside about two and a half hours and just beat this bad boy right now. Read More ›
This is going to be the last Game Battle of 2011, friends. Let's take a moment to reflect on some of the good times we've had over the past year while we navigate these pigs to wherever the fuck it is that they're going. Read More ›
Here is a charming puzzle game with a very distinctive style to help you while away your afternoon. How far can you get? Post a screenshot in the comments. (via jayisgames.com) Read More ›
Here's a glorious Tower Defense game for a Thursday afternoon. Protect your roads from hordes of orcs with strategically placed towers. This is definitely what you want to be doing with the rest of your day. Read More ›
You know the drill here - play this game; don't play Tanner's asinine game. Unless you hate having an awesome time, in which case, reverse the process. Whatever gets you through the day. [Protip: Play on “Low Quality” if the game gets jumpy on you.] Read More ›
Mine for gems, metals, and minerals. Upgrade your miner. Don't overheat or run out of fuel. This is a perfectly appropriate way for you to kill the last couple of hours of your Friday at work - and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. (Note: This game is vastly better than Tanner's stupid game. Posting games like that is one of the reasons that we fired him in the first place.) Read More ›
A long-awaited sequel to the awesome Color infection puzzle games. All you have to do is turn the yellow balls brown. Easy, right? Read More ›
ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE. Play the large version here. View Media ›
This game was created, drawn, and voiced by Cassie, who is obviously the most awesome 5-year old girl in the world. Click here to play. Lemons really are evil! (Via) View Image ›
The best kind of puzzle game: simple concept, incredibly challenging results. Good luck. Read More ›
Since we're all toast on Saturday, May 21, we might as well get some practice running for our lives. You're toast! Run from the monster! Jump for the ledge! Grab PB and J for power-ups and hit the toasters for a boost! View Media ›
The premise couldn't get any simpler: You're a giraffe in a Soviet military base getting shot sideways by rockets attached to your neck jumping from platform to platform at a high rate of speed grinding to earn more bonus jumps and timing leaps to earn bonus points! What could be simpler? View Media ›
Check out Same Game Fighter. It is pretty difficult (I gave up after round 3). If you can figure out how to get past there let me know how you did it. It is kind of a puzzler/rpg combine, and I love the throw back graphics. (Via The Uniblog)
Here's a fun stacking-based physics game featuring a (presumably) lovable alien. Save him by getting him to the star! (The story doesn't really make a ton of sense.) View Media ›
This is the story about I and T. Once upon a time there was an I and T. 'Bah.' said the T and left. “Where is T?” I was wondering and started the quest. Then… View Media ›
If not with bride or groom then you go boom! Prince Philip is armed with a cannon at the gates to Westminster Abbey and he isn't afraid to use it! (Bonus points for stopping celebrity crashers with lethal force.) View Media ›
Warning: You have to upgrade EVERYTHING in this game. The user interface, the play button, even the mouse cursor - you have to buy ALL of it. Eventually, well, you'll see … View Media ›
[WHAT UP, DUDES AND DUDETTES? JACK SHEPHERD HERE, MAN, JUST CHILLING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME. YOU COOL? NICE! HERE'S A LINK TO MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET. HOPE YOU ENJOY, PEACE!!!] Now back to your regularly scheduled Game Battle. View Media ›
Upgrade to Number 2! Explore exciting new islands with your new porta-potty. Make craptacular upgrades and tune the potty racer with an engine, wings and tons of other cool bits just so you can land on the other side of the river. View Media ›
In light of all the anxiety-inducing shit going on in the world today, I present to you this Zen-like game, Block. With a simple premise, relaxing music and soothing sounds, you won’t even care how many times that damn diamond drops in the pond just because you forgot to hold ‘shift.’ View Media ›
You are a mercenary pig named Hambo (in this game). Use your skillz to kill everyone. This is an awesome, physics-based puzzle game, with killing! Hours of fun. View Media ›
Solve the puzzles to create a clear path with your wooden bridges. And that's it. This is a really satisfying puzzle game to play. View Media ›
Fly through space, avoiding baddies and gulping down plasma to keep your jetpack fueled up. Make the achievements and earn medals. Medals can be exchanged for super powers! (Via AddictingGames.) Read More ›
Here is a fun little physics game involving sugar. Use your skillz to get the sugar into the cup! Read More ›
You are stuck in a spreadsheet! (In this game.) You can totally play this at work without your boss noticing, which I realize is fairly useless on a Friday evening, but timing was never my strong point. Once you're done with this, feel free to stultify yourself with Scott's game. (Warning: It's not for grownups.) View Media ›
God, I love upgrade games like this. Never you mind about the plot. It doesn't make sense! Just hurl your bison at the gummi bears and buy upgrades from the shop. Glorious. Read More ›
On this day, the saddest Game Battle day in the history of Game Battles, let's put our troubles aside for a moment and save the motherfucking galaxy. Puzzles! Robots! You know what to do! Use your skillz to save the day! Read More ›
I hope you like Balancing Games! (Because this is a Balancing Game.) Balance the things on the things using your skillz. Post a screenshot if you get to the last level! View Media ›
Get the things into the things. You should know how to do this stuff by now. It gets tricky though! Read More ›
