You Will Not See A Stranger Cheese Commercial
Today. Tomorrow. Probably, ever. Via France, where they love their fromage.
Today. Tomorrow. Probably, ever. Via France, where they love their fromage.
Or, really, the “worst.” He’s at his best when he’s depressingly morbid.
A cute little video that illustrates differences between Paris vs New York, by way of graphics comparing different things in each city. Previously seen in pictures.
A helpful phrasebook offers translations for “I don’t like that” and other expressions of incompetence.
Closer, the French magazine now being sued by the British royal family, has been sued by public figures multiple times for publishing scandalous bathing suit photos.
While photos of Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s arrest for sexual assault were “a violence,” topless pictures of Kate Middleton are apparently not a problem.
Well, at the time, it was a unique auto rear end.
Wow. Sure, France ended up pulling off the win in overtime, but what a play.
I mean sure, France lost pretty bad to the US at basketball, but THIS is your excuse?
This is yet another way the French aren’t like us — can you imagine Michelle Obama dissing the President’s exes on Twitter?
Yesterday, during the England-France Euro 2012 soccer match.
Not even kidding. This is the almost too-ghoulish-to-be-true story of Luka Rocco Magnotta, currently wanted by Interpol for murdering, eating and dismembering a man — all on video — then mailing the body parts to Canadian politicians. WARNING: Graphic details.
A risky move, both in execution and interpretation, that is not to be attempted by amateurs. From amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS 2012 event at Cannes. Angelina Jolie’s Right Leg is doing a slow, teary-eyed clap right now.
New French president Francois Hollande and his partner Valerie Trierweiler show that French political families have more privacy than American ones — and more crepes.
The network apparently mixed up the outgoing president with Colombian prostitute Dania Suarez. The gaffe is especially ironic given some of Sarkozy’s policies.
Or an “openly socialist individual,” in his terms.
Frontrunner François Hollande’s ads are aimed to appeal to demographics that President Nicolas Sarkozy has alienated.
Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney spent time in France during his college years as a Mormon missionary. This video from a 2005 fundraiser proves he’s got the ability to hold a conversation in the language.
You know you want a slice of herring cake. Moana the one-year-old killer whale received this fishy treat for her birthday party at Marineland in France.
French mormons recall a charming boy with barely a trace of an accent, but won’t talk about the accident.
Last month, Quick (a European fast food restaurant), announced the launch of a burger in honor of Darth Vader. It’s been on sale in France for 3 days now, and here’s how it looks. Still wanna try it?
It’s a bit of a fixer upper. The town of Saint Nicolas Coubefy, with more than a dozen buildings, can be yours for the low, low price of 300,000 euros. Its previous owners used it as a luxury bed and breakfast, but the global economic crisis has rendered it a quaint, rural ghost town.
Are you feeling depressed? Need a little more Vitamin D in your life? Then Bora Bora has the (conceptual) pill for you! The design was created for the Festival of Lights exhibition at Gallery Tator in Lyon, France where it was actually revealed in a pharmacy. (via designboom.com)
Have a happy and unnerving Presidents Day! Here are a bunch of papier-mache Obamas from all over the world.
I vote “Aw.” Europe may be suffering from a crippling economic crisis, but they’re certainly not suffering from a cute deficit.
And he does not appear to trust this Nicolas Cage character. Here’s human meme Nic Cage meeting his own wax figure in Paris. It’s like “Face/Off” if Nicolas Cage were playing both parts. And is he checking out his own ass? Yup.
Shy’m meet world, world…Shy’m. This is French R&B singer Shy’m, and yes, she really wore this on the red carpet at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes. Haven’t you heard? Transparent corsets are all the rage is Paris.
Excuse me…I mean “The 53 Most Ridiculous Outfits From Paris Couture Week.” Pardonnez-moi.
New ad brings revives Francophobia and windsurfing. ”And just like John Kerry — he speaks French, too.”
Shameless publicity stunt? Yes. Did it absolutely work? Also yes. Desigual clothing stores across Europe held an “Arrive Half-Naked, Leave Fully Dressed” sale this week, in which mostly-nude bargain hunters received steep discounts. Here are shots of attractive people in their underwear from Lyon, Sevilla and Prague.