Mr. T (yes, that Mr. T) hosted an '80s fashion show featuring a lot of puffy pants and puffy hair and gyrating boys and girls. Plus mind blowing '80s music.
Fancy a ciggy during class? No problem. At the Burgess Hill boarding school in the 1960's, anything was allowed.
How do you prove that this cream removes all traces of make-up? Why, use some radioactivity, of course! This puts a new spin on the concept of getting glowing skin.
A kinda confusing 1969 public service ad about sexually transmitted disease . No wonder a lot of kids thought that getting an STD would make them successful, attractive and happy (as opposed to itchy, burning, and prone to discharges).
And he is terrifying. This is the stuff of nightmares, people.
Music Buzz This timely 1991 Christian anti-rap exposé attacks such gangster rap luminaries as Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer in the form of, what else, a rap song. More at foundfootagefest.com.
Movie Buzz This 1986 dramatization about the dangers of drugs and drinking stars Judd Nelson and Burt Reynolds, the living embodiments of clean living and sobriety. Also starring a young and impressionable Dermot Mulroney.
To “celebrate” his return to The Tonight Show, Everything Is Terrible cut together clips from Jay Leno's 1989 film Collision Course. Nothing like a little old-fashioned racism and misogyny to win America over. Welcome back Jay!
This video purports to teach children how to be safe from strangers and then proceeds to mock those same children by showing them how ignorant they are. Pretty good strategy if you ask us. (Tape was found at a flea market in Amherst, OH.)
Culture Buzz Some truly essential tips on “How To Be A Real Man.” The video also features slightly incorrect Spanish translations and punching your friends in the face for no reason. Quality stuff. More at foundfootagefest.com.
Footage from 1983 of a poor rabbit forced to play the keyboard by a crazy lady. B.B. Bunny wrote a new song! It's called “Sheer Terror.”
In case you were thinking of getting in on the whole “dating” craze that everyone is talking about, this will hopefully convince you otherwise. (Via.)
Yes, even you straight guy! You just can't help but fall for one of the bachelors on this Found Footage Fest video. You can try, but it is futile. Oh, and apparently David Cross sent that in, it explains a lot of jokes from Mr. Show actually. [via The Uniblog]
Before becoming Miss Black Tennessee at age seventeen, Oprah lip synced to music on television? Or something? BREAKING NEWS: OPRAH WAS HOT!
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Few know that, unlike the movie version in which everyone lives happily every after, the original Off-Broadway production of Little Shop included a bloody, tragic ending, whose unreleased cinematic equivalent (booed by test audiences) has now resurfaced on YouTube. Rick Moranis, wherever you are, we'd like to hear your thoughts. Seriously, where the F is Rick Moranis?