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forever alone
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Forever Alone: Prom Edition
Culture Buzz ♫ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat with somebody. ♫ Really? Well, that's too bad.
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Japanese Robot Girlfriend
Tech Buzz From a technological perspective, this is pretty amazing stuff. But from a human perspective, it's about the most depressing thing you can imagine.
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Link: Forever Alone (As Seen On TV)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8ca4a12483/forever-lazy-...
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Oh no, Dad had died of embarrassment! Kids, don't believe everything you see on TV.
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Image: The Perils Of Liking Certain Things
This one is dedicated to all the Ninjas, Jedis, and Lonely Nerds out there. (via explosm.net)
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Video: Henry’s Kitchen: Lip-Smacking BBQ Beer Fish
Henry is showing us how to cook another delicious dish yet again, this time making his “lip-smacking” BBQ beer fish. I think you all know how this one is going to end up… Like this and this and this.
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Image: Get Yourself A Fake Girlfriend
Does anyone else get a little freaked out when they read this kind of thing? (via 9gag.com)
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Video: A Breathing, Squirming Pillow Companion
This video may creep you out excessively. Looks like evolving technology will soon be ending the misery of the forever alone. (Via)
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What Actually Happened Last Friday Night
Culture Buzz Katy Perry may have glorified Friday nights in her possible Song of the Summer but as we all know most of our Fridays aren't spent covered in glitter. Here's a list of what actually happened last Friday night, taken from searching Reddit and Flickr with the tag “my Friday night” and finding photos of people's planned evenings. We're all forever alone. What happened on your last Friday night?
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Image: Forever Alone Cookie
Give the same cookie in another twenty years, and then it'll really hurt.
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Meet Keats: The Most Eligible Forever Alone Bachelor
Culture Buzz Dating site prank victim becomes Internet heart-throb. Oh, and people had opinions about me too.
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Meta Forever Alone: Chris Menning
Culture Buzz In real life, we're all Forever Alone. While /b/ set out to make single NYC men break down and cry like so many Sims with unfulfilled needs, the Internet set out to document it.
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Forever Alone Involuntary Flash Mob
Culture Buzz Getting stood up on a first date can be painful. But what if you found out it was all part of a massive prank? I went down to 46th and Broadway in Times Square with Know Your Meme's Don Caldwell to scope out the action.
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Link: ‘Involuntary Flashmob’ Plotted For ‘Forever Alone’ Single Guys
http://www.urlesque.com/2011/03/24/involuntary-flashmob-f...
4chan and Reddit users plan a flashmob by posting a fake ads on OkCupid preying on unsuspecting desperate single guys, all expected to show up in one location at the same time. I'd totally go if hundreds of Steve Buscemis showed up (via Ghost World).
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Image: Student Paper Forever Alone Edition
Memes, like journalism, are the first rough draft of history.
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Image: The Loneliest Pizza
Have a slice of alone. The apple strudel dessert pizza was shaped like Pedo Bear.
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Image: Batman Valentine
Batman hates Valentine's Day. No, Robin doesn't count as a significant other.
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Image: The Correlation of Love, Sex, And Rejection
Valentine's Day is unnatural. And it's probably unhealthy. How does a designated holiday of romance effect people's search habits? It marks the beginning of “rejection season.”
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Image: How Memes Spend Valentine’s Day
If you even know what these memes are, you're probably spending it like Forever Alone. Or maybe like Pedobear.
