Forever Alone
At a 1960s strip club. (via retrogasm.tumblr.com)
At a 1960s strip club. (via retrogasm.tumblr.com)
Oh how the times have changed.
♫ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat with somebody. ♫ Really? Well, that’s too bad.
From a technological perspective, this is pretty amazing stuff. But from a human perspective, it’s about the most depressing thing you can imagine.
Oh no, Dad had died of embarrassment! Kids, don’t believe everything you see on TV.
This one is dedicated to all the Ninjas, Jedis, and Lonely Nerds out there. (via explosm.net) View Image ›
Henry is showing us how to cook another delicious dish yet again, this time making his “lip-smacking” BBQ beer fish. I think you all know how this one is going to end up… Like this and this and this. Watch Video ›
Forever alone. Well kind of. (via reddit.com) View Image ›
Does anyone else get a little freaked out when they read this kind of thing? (via 9gag.com) View Image ›
This video may creep you out excessively. Looks like evolving technology will soon be ending the misery of the forever alone. (Via) Watch Video ›
Katy Perry may have glorified Friday nights in her possible Song of the Summer but as we all know most of our Fridays aren’t spent covered in glitter. Here’s a list of what actually happened last Friday night, taken from searching Reddit and Flickr with the tag “my Friday night” and finding photos of people’s planned evenings. We’re all forever alone. What happened on your last Friday night? View List ›
Give the same cookie in another twenty years, and then it’ll really hurt. View Image ›
There’s a tear in my beer ‘cause I’m crying for you dear. View Image ›
In real life, we’re all Forever Alone. While /b/ set out to make single NYC men break down and cry like so many Sims with unfulfilled needs, the Internet set out to document it. View List ›
4chan and Reddit users plan a flashmob by posting a fake ads on OkCupid preying on unsuspecting desperate single guys, all expected to show up in one location at the same time. I’d totally go if hundreds of Steve Buscemis showed up (via Ghost World).
Memes, like journalism, are the first rough draft of history. View Image ›
Have a slice of alone. The apple strudel dessert pizza was shaped like Pedo Bear. View Image ›
Batman hates Valentine’s Day. No, Robin doesn’t count as a significant other. View Image ›
If you even know what these memes are, you’re probably spending it like Forever Alone. Or maybe like Pedobear. View Image ›