Or as he’s known to his friends and family, Robfoot Pattinshoe.
Seriously, why do my fingers get pruney? And what about brain freeze?
Hate is a strong word. A strong, accurate word. (All images of feet have been censored).
And Dr. Scholl wept.
What do Joseph Stalin and Madonna have in common? Luka Magnotta. Here are the weirdest bits from the Facebook profile of the Canadian Cannibal Porn Star. Some of this information, in retrospect, is chilling. Thankfully he was captured today. (via facebook.com)
Thank goodness for the apprehension part, not so much the BuzzFeed user part. Luka Rocco Magnotta, on the run after murdering and eating a man, was finally arrested in an internet cafe in Berlin. Also, he posted bare-assed photos of himself on our website.
Not even kidding. This is the almost too-ghoulish-to-be-true story of Luka Rocco Magnotta, currently wanted by Interpol for murdering, eating and dismembering a man — all on video — then mailing the body parts to Canadian politicians. WARNING: Graphic details.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat. This is the carcass of a whale shark, the world’s largest fish, being removed from a port in Karachi, Pakistan. The whale shark is endangered, but don’t worry…it was already dead when they found it.
A British fashion student made these “Jimmy Cheese” shoes, sculpted from cheddar and soled with a stale cheese sandwich. A nuclear case of toe cheese. View Image ›
Here’s 50 Cent giving his grandfather a pedicure, because of course he is. Has 50 Cent gone slightly insane with the Twitter updates lately? I blame Chelsea Handler for no real reason whatsoever. View List ›
Almost subliminal trash talk.
Rex Ryan has some pretty distinguished company in the Foot Fancy Club. Who knew that the head coach of the New York Jets would be sucking toes alongside the likes of James Joyce and Andy Warhol? View List ›
To get your day started on the right foot (barf), here’s a collection of the foot fetish photos and videos purportedly starring Michelle Ryan, wife of Jets coach Rex Ryan. The NSFW stuff, which goes beyond quaint shoe worship and into pure porn, can be found at Media Takeout. View List ›
It’s underwear for your feet! This is one of those “hey, why not” things. Now they just need to make miniature Spider Man foot boxers and I’ll be a happy customer. View Image ›