Someone has strong opinion about the Gators, and he used a Corner Doll to air his grievances. We know nothing about sports, but we do know that corner dolls belong exclusively in retirement community condominiums, not on dudes' balls! For shame!
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Video of Brandon Spikes, linebacker for Florida, giving his best eye gouge to Georgia Running Back Washaun Ealey.
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The body of a 7-year-old north Florida girl who vanished on her way home from school Monday has been found under trash in a landfill in Georgia, authorities said yesterday.
A retirement community in Florida is fighting to evict a 6 year old girl from her house, where she lives with her grandparents. According to their bylaws, no one under the age of 55 is allowed to live in the community. This is the most evil town of Grandmas and Grandpas ever. I bet they don't ever have hard candy and their hugs feel like pitchforks.
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the Ataris Pallidipennis Stal, an insect originating from South Africa, has made it's way to America, and is beginning to spread across Florida
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Tim Tebow, Florida's quarterback, has already won two national championships, but his ultimate goal is to run a charitable empire.
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Tropical Storm Danny has begun to form in the Atlantic ocean, just east of the Caribbean islands, and is expected to strengthen into a hurricane before it reaches land near texas next week.
What's the deal with people getting the state of Florida tattoo'd on their faces? Here's another mugshot featuring the charming outline of the Sunshine State on 22-year old Sean Roberts' face. Seriously guys, I need some answers on this one. Florida: heed my call!
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After eight men have been brought in as murder suspects in the slaying of Byrd and Melanie Billings, police have finally found who they believe is the murder, a real estate agent named Pamela Laverne Long.
Oh good, a blind guy driving with a stick. Excellent. By the look of the scenery, it's just another Thursday in Boca Raton, so at least we know the mall security guards are prepared to attack.
Celebration, Florida is a “census-designated, master-planned community” owned by The Walt Disney Company as part of the Orlando–Kissimmee Metropolitan Statistical Area. One homeless narcoleptic woman documents her adventures in this “paradise.” Maybe dreams really do come true (for narcoleptic hobos who fantasize about migrating south).
We track the battle between left-wing and right-wing sites on important news topics. At 12:40pm on March 04, 2009. we detected breaking news about “Search for NFL players called off”. This page shows the headlines about “Search for NFL players called off” from both sides.
Politics Buzz While Americans welcomed their first black president with open arms, it seems they’re still not down with the gays getting, y’know, equal rights and stuff. You’d have thought that the country’s favorite talk show host could have at least warmed California over, for goodness’ sake.
Some jokester in Florida managed to get an Obama bumper sticker on John McCain’s bus. It’s a shaky cellphone camera image, but still pretty funny. Perhaps this explains why the Straight Talk Express crashed in Miami yesterday.