So many butterflies.
So many butterflies.
Spice up your love life.
“You’re very pretty, and I don’t know what to do about it.”
“I don’t know what I’m doing. Do you Like That?”
What toque you so long to come into my life?
Talk flirty to me.
What’s your best pick-up line?
Why flirt when you can just seduce someone with your awkwardness?
“Manscape if it’s, like, weird.”
The definitive guide to approaching your crush in every situation, for every level of courage.
So you’ve FINALLY decided to make the first move. What could go wrong?
And William Shatner flirting back.
1. The only online profile you’ve got is Seamless.
Make your flirting easier with these texting tips! Based on this post.
I’m so sorry I just winked at you.
You’ll want to alternately hug your phone and throw it at a wall.
“Gchat is the second lowest form of communication.” -Hannah Horvath, Girls
As explained by My-So Called Life, Clueless, John Hughes, and more. (Boys. Why do they make things so hard?)
Apparently a simple “I like you” was too low-brow. Nothing keeps the riff-raff out like a complex set of arbitrary rules.
A step-by-step guide to flirting in the 2.0 world we live in. I feel like they missed the all-important naked webcam chat, which often gets squeezed in there just after talking on AIM and before you ever pick up the phone. View Image ›
Learn how to pick up chicks with magic tricks, by Flirting With Magic. For when just saying “Hi” won’t cut it, this magician will teach you how to be that creepy guy at the party, doing bad magic tricks for everyone’s girlfriends. Watch Video ›
“Sexting” or sending nude and erotic texts is the new popular thing to do among teens. Two Seattle high school cheerleaders were recently suspended from their squad after their sexts were passed around their high school. I guess a text like “OMG, ur soo cute!” doesn’t cut it anymore. Now you have to get naked and suck on your finger to adequately flirt. Read More ›
A map of Craigslist Missed Connections posts by state, detailing specific locations of opportunities lost. Apparently, Wal-mart is the the place to get all hot and bothered. View Image ›