Extremely Questionable “Pencil Case”

Someone at Square Enix has a dirty mind. I defy you tell me you’d first assume this was for pencils.

Donna Dickens 10 months ago 20 responses

Chinese News Confuses Fleshlight For A New Mushroom

Everything about this is just plain wrong.

Reddit Alien 10 months ago 372 responses

The Least Worthwhile Pedantic Your/You’re Correction

The winner goes to this guy, who corrects the Fleshlight (link NSFW) official Twitter account. Somewhere, a high school English teacher swells with pride, then jumps off a cliff.

Katie Notopoulos a year ago 25 responses

Fleshlight Releases 4 Sex Toys That Feature Monster Vaginas

Fleshlight has released 4 special edition Halloween-themed toys. So in case you ever wondered what a zombie vagina looked like, now you can know. It’s times like this that I think it’s fair to say the Internet invented the “weird boner.” (via fleshbot.com)

Jack Moore a year ago 97 responses

Fleshlight Sex Toy Promo on asylum.com ›

Sure, having sex with a flashlight that sheaths a rubber vagina sounds like a great idea.

Asylum 2 years ago 4 responses

Vampire Fleshlight

Now you can celebrate both Halloween and your own crippling loneliness with one discreet sex toy. View Image ›

Tanner Ringerud 3 years ago 56 responses

The Fleshlight Motion

At some point, it’s got to be easier to just go out and find a partner. View Image ›

Tanner Ringerud 3 years ago 64 responses