Burrito Bison Revenge
The long-awaited sequel to the fantastic absurdist launch game, Burrito Bison. You should probably set aside about two and a half hours and just beat this bad boy right now.
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300 Miles To Pigsland (Game Battle)
This is going to be the last Game Battle of 2011, friends. Let’s take a moment to reflect on some of the good times we’ve had over the past year while we navigate these pigs to wherever the fuck it is that they’re going.
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Monster Bark (Puzzle Game)
Here is a charming puzzle game with a very distinctive style to help you while away your afternoon. How far can you get? Post a screenshot in the comments. (via jayisgames.com)
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3 Slices (Game Battle)
This deceptively simple puzzle game will get its hooks in you. No, it’s not a pizza game, despite how tasty pizza is. View Media ›
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Kingdom Rush (Game Battle)
Here’s a glorious Tower Defense game for a Thursday afternoon. Protect your roads from hordes of orcs with strategically placed towers. This is definitely what you want to be doing with the rest of your day.
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Mr Runner 2 (Game Battle)
You know the drill here - play this game; don’t play Tanner’s asinine game. Unless you hate having an awesome time, in which case, reverse the process. Whatever gets you through the day. [Protip: Play on “Low Quality” if the game gets jumpy on you.] Read More ›
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Cursed Treasure: Don’t Touch My Gems
There is something deliciously satisfying about playing the villain. In this tower defense game, you are charged with keeping adventurers from making off with your ill-gotten gains. View Media ›
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Mega Miner (Game Battle)
Mine for gems, metals, and minerals. Upgrade your miner. Don’t overheat or run out of fuel. This is a perfectly appropriate way for you to kill the last couple of hours of your Friday at work - and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. (Note: This game is vastly better than Tanner’s stupid game. Posting games like that is one of the reasons that we fired him in the first place.) Read More ›
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Color Infection 3
A long-awaited sequel to the awesome Color infection puzzle games. All you have to do is turn the yellow balls brown. Easy, right? Read More ›
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MapXploder (Game Battle)
Control your little dude as he explores dangerous underground cavern! And use your wits (and bombs) to save the lost archaeologists. Go ahead and waste some time on this. View Media ›
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Sound Fly (Game Battle)
Old-timey graphics and a great classical soundtrack keep this simple side-scroller from Clockwork Monster enjoyable. Use your mouse to control an airplane, collecting balloons and avoiding crows. Damn birds, you’re killing me. Literally. View Media ›
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RAINBOW DASH ATTACK!! (Game Battle)
ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE. Play the large version here. View Media ›
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Sissy’s Magical Ponycorn Adventure
This game was created, drawn, and voiced by Cassie, who is obviously the most awesome 5-year old girl in the world. Click here to play. Lemons really are evil! (Via) View Image ›
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Upbot Goes Up
The best kind of puzzle game: simple concept, incredibly challenging results. Good luck. Read More ›
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You’re Toast! (Game Battle)
Since we’re all toast on Saturday, May 21, we might as well get some practice running for our lives. You’re toast! Run from the monster! Jump for the ledge! Grab PB and J for power-ups and hit the toasters for a boost! View Media ›
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Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go! Go! Go! (Game Battle)
The premise couldn’t get any simpler: You’re a giraffe in a Soviet military base getting shot sideways by rockets attached to your neck jumping from platform to platform at a high rate of speed grinding to earn more bonus jumps and timing leaps to earn bonus points! What could be simpler? View Media ›
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Same Game Figther (Game Battle) on hojamaka.com ›
Check out Same Game Fighter. It is pretty difficult (I gave up after round 3). If you can figure out how to get past there let me know how you did it. It is kind of a puzzler/rpg combine, and I love the throw back graphics. (Via The Uniblog)
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Save Sam!
Here’s a fun stacking-based physics game featuring a (presumably) lovable alien. Save him by getting him to the star! (The story doesn’t really make a ton of sense.) View Media ›
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The I of It (Game Battle)
This is the story about I and T. Once upon a time there was an I and T. ‘Bah.’ said the T and left. “Where is T?” I was wondering and started the quest. Then… View Media ›
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Royal Beasts (Game Battle)
He-ey! This flash game just taught me something. Sneaky bastards. Medieval and Renaissance England were home to many royal animals from far off lands. In seven mini-games, control a polar bear, a lion, a baboon and more to score points. View Media ›
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Royal Wedding Riff-Raff Bash (Game Battle: William and Kate Edition)
If not with bride or groom then you go boom! Prince Philip is armed with a cannon at the gates to Westminster Abbey and he isn’t afraid to use it! (Bonus points for stopping celebrity crashers with lethal force.) View Media ›
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Upgrade Complete 2 (Game Battle)
Warning: You have to upgrade EVERYTHING in this game. The user interface, the play button, even the mouse cursor - you have to buy ALL of it. Eventually, well, you’ll see … View Media ›
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It’s Like Gravity (Lame Battle)
[WHAT UP, DUDES AND DUDETTES? JACK SHEPHERD HERE, MAN, JUST CHILLING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME. YOU COOL? NICE! HERE’S A LINK TO MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET. HOPE YOU ENJOY, PEACE!!!] Now back to your regularly scheduled Game Battle. View Media ›
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Potty Racers 2 (Game Battle!)
Upgrade to Number 2! Explore exciting new islands with your new porta-potty. Make craptacular upgrades and tune the potty racer with an engine, wings and tons of other cool bits just so you can land on the other side of the river. View Media ›
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BlockDrop (Game Battle)
In light of all the anxiety-inducing shit going on in the world today, I present to you this Zen-like game, Block. With a simple premise, relaxing music and soothing sounds, you won’t even care how many times that damn diamond drops in the pond just because you forgot to hold ‘shift.’ View Media ›
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Hambo (Game Battle)
You are a mercenary pig named Hambo (in this game). Use your skillz to kill everyone. This is an awesome, physics-based puzzle game, with killing! Hours of fun. View Media ›
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Wooden Path 2 (Game Battle)
Solve the puzzles to create a clear path with your wooden bridges. And that’s it. This is a really satisfying puzzle game to play. View Media ›
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Omega Box (Game Battle)
Fly through space, avoiding baddies and gulping down plasma to keep your jetpack fueled up. Make the achievements and earn medals. Medals can be exchanged for super powers! (Via AddictingGames.) Read More ›
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Sugar, Sugar (Game Battle)
Here is a fun little physics game involving sugar. Use your skillz to get the sugar into the cup! Read More ›
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Excit (Game Battle)
You are stuck in a spreadsheet! (In this game.) You can totally play this at work without your boss noticing, which I realize is fairly useless on a Friday evening, but timing was never my strong point. Once you’re done with this, feel free to stultify yourself with Scott’s game. (Warning: It’s not for grownups.) View Media ›
