Culture Buzz Once again, junk food saves the day and makes everyone's lives a little better. Snackman is the not the hero our city needs, he's the hero our city deserves.
Culture Buzz We all know this is why people argue online. Yeah I’m looking at you, buddy.
TV Buzz Hidden deep inside of the extras of the “Not Just The Best Of Larry Sanders” DVD resides this video of Alec Baldwin and Garry Shandling engaging in a not-so-friendly boxing match. An oldie but a goodie, we thought it worth discussing on with Alec Baldwin's recent spat with American Airlines still in the headlines and the new season of “30 Rock” being so close we can taste it.
Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a clergy brawl in the Church of the Nativity.
TV Buzz Who would win if Jack Donaghy from “30 Rock” and Ron Swanson from “Parks and Recreation” were to face off in the ring? Us, that’s who.
“I saw my grandma go in the ambiance.” I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
What is it about the Waffle House that gets people this fighty? Someone must have stolen the syrup.
Culture Buzz What the hell is this world coming to? I guess this explains why Spongebob was detained by police. (via blogs.villagevoice.com)
Watch Ryan Gosling break up two guys fighting over a painting near St. Marks Place in New York City. Is there anything this man can not do?! Can be he be any more dreamy?! No.
Apparently it's the season for fighting insubways. This time, passengers in Beijing battle it out when an empty seat becomes available.
Music Buzz What happens when an emo scenester band pisses off another emo band? Brawls happen! Allegedly, members of the band Brokencyde attacked the drummer from Punchline. How do they fight in their tiny, skinny jeans? It's not pretty, guys. He took pretty graphic photo of his injuries.
Culture Buzz 2010 was a year of brawls. I mean, probably every year is, but this year everyone was all about filming them and putting them on YouTube and speculating endlessly about them. These were the ones that hit really big. Some of them are funny and some of them are just kind of sad. Here's to more brawls in 2011! Or not. No more brawls. Whichever.
Two girls (one being a crazy ex) fight over a guy in a restaurant. Seems like everyone handles this situation really well.
It looks like a modern dance performance. (West Coast hipsters and/or dickheads [choose the term that makes you least angry] for a change! Refreshing.)
In Russia, wedding photographers shoot you! Wait, that doesn't work. Anyway, the takeaway here is definitely don't hire these wedding photographers for your Russian wedding.
It's a shame we don't get to see what transpires before this video starts. Obviously, whatever was said was bad enough to cause him to have a public mental breakdown. If you begin experiencing a case of second-hand embarrassment, skip to 3:10.
http://www.slate.com/id/2259434
Get your helmets on, it's time for another lady-blog beatdown! You should also read this open letter from the women of The Daily Show, if you haven't already.
http://www.popeater.com/2010/06/10/lady-gaga-mets-game-ph...
The Ga went to a Mets game Thursday and promptly got in a fight with two burly men. Then the Mets lost 4-2.
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber
Ultimately it depends on whether you have access to a glass door. But martial arts training would also help.
It really always boils down to who is 4, and who is not 4. And then the question of good versus evil. And then running away.
Culture Buzz If only I spoke squirrel I could understand the trash talk these two are throwing.
They dress up in cardboard boxes and fight with cardboard tubes, because LARPing wasn't quite nerdy enough for them. (via)
Did you know that, in the wild, ostriches and elephants are actually mortal enemies? It's true! Although sometimes they band together to take on those bastard giraffes.
It's true! On his Sunday radio show, he wished Miley would get a gum transplant, make a sex tape with her dad, do heroin like Britney, smoke crack like Lindsay Lohan and finally, “catch chlamydia from a bicycle seat.” Woah. Miley start using grocery bags on your bike seats! We can't say for sure that Jamie hasn't sabotaged your ass.
TV Buzz A new show on Spike that features the best of civilization's warriors duking it out in CGI. First up on Tuesday night: Gladiator vs. Apache! I've got my money on the Gladiator. Those dudes were built to survive.
A couple of pissed off auto workers at a General Motors (GM) dealership in western Michigan throw down. This happened when they learned the dealership was closing. And they were drunk?!