Pretty sure they're the only ones. But here's hoping this does well so we can get Avengers Vs. X-Men on the big screen.
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Ready? Let's Fight! Generally speaking, great figures in history never truly came face-to-face with their adversary. Luckily the Internet is here to determine who would win in a knock-down, drag-out brawl.
TV Buzz Things escalated quickly on “The Talk” this afternoon when Sharon Osbourne showed Miss Piggy a picture of her in bed with Kermit the Frog. What ensued was a terribly nasty fight between the two of them. Hair was pulled, necks were choked, and they had to break to commercial before someone was killed.
Culture Buzz It's a fight to the bitter end where there can only be one winner.
Sports Buzz The boxing match the world has been waiting for might finally happen. Floyd Mayweather took to Twitter today to challenge Manny Pacquiao to a fight on May 5th. In the past Mayweather's request for blood-drawn, day of the fight, drug testing has kept Pacquiao from getting in the ring with him. You have to wonder if that request will be dropped now that “Money” has taken his challenge public. (via tumblr.thedailywh.at)
Culture Buzz This is how they ring in the New Year in the Andes, and it looks psychotically amazing. These are photos from the Takanakuy, an ancient tradition among certain Peruvian villages in which guys get drunk, wear masks and beat the hell out of each other to settle disputes. It's an airing of grievances all over your FACE.
Sports Buzz Cripple fight! No, but seriously, retired Canadian Football septuagenarians Joe Kapp and Angelo Mosca got into a scuffle at an otherwise pleasant alumni meetup on Friday. Perhaps things turned sour when Mosca suggested that Kapp “stick it up [his] ass?” (via gawker.com)
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Watch out, they bite! What is it with drunk old men and bad behavior in front of cameras?
Celebrity Buzz Usher was bull-rushed in the middle of a crowded parking lot in Atlanta last weekend by an angry woman looking to fight the singer for parking in a handicap spot. As her husband tried to pull her away, she grabbed his hoodie and screamed “You don't belong here!”
Politics Buzz Right-wing website mogul Andrew Breitbart is mad because people on Twitter think he's gay, or something, and he can't wait for a physical fight with progressives so that, with help from his military friends, he can prove that he's a real man. (via wonkette.com)
Culture Buzz An exhibition game in Beijing between Georgetown University and the Bayi Rockets devolved into a bench-clearing brawl, just in time for Joe Biden's goodwill visit to China. China's sports are now overrun with spoiled, violent man-children…they really are our global equal.
Sports Buzz At a Tampa Bay Rays' game last weekend, two grown men set a fine example for their children when they fought over a foul ball that was hit directly into a garbage can along the first base line. The things these men can learn from a young boy named Nicolas Goodfellow. (via tifr.us)
I'm not exactly sure what's going on in this video, but it seems like the Russians with black t-shirts on are mad at the Russians with white t-shirts on after one of them hops into the dolphin's pool. Stick around, because it becomes like a Marx Brothers movie once they start throwing punches.
You sure can tell who is going to wear the pants in this relationship. (via dailymail.co.uk)
Guess who won't be winning the New York City Mom of the Year award? (via gawker.com)
Politics Buzz Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's startling offer to hand near total control of the debt ceiling to President Obama is drawing condemnation from conservatives and tea party activists, even as Speaker John Boehner admits he doesn't have the votes to pass any form of raising the debt ceiling in the House of Representatives. McConnell has admitted the move was motivated out of fear Republicans would be blamed for a government shutdown, including—as President Obama warned—a stoppage of Social Security and Medicare payments.
From Tacoma, Washington, friends and family of a murder victim charge past bailiffs and began wailing on the suspect. Then a second fight breaks out just down the hallway for good measure. Tasers were had by all.
A fight erupts among people waiting in line for tickets to get into the Casey Anthony trial. No cutsies! Jesus. Is this a murder trial or the Gathering of the Juggalos?
Politics Buzz After Deputy Oleg Lyashko denied First Vice-Speaker Adam Martyniuk a chance to give a speech, Maryniuk called Lyashko a “Pharisee,” then all hell broke loose in the Ukranian Parliament. Typical day.
GED? This beat down is advanced placement. Our future, ladies and gentlemen, is brighter than ever. And try to forgive the mouse permanently hovering in the center of the screen. The video was made by a GED student, after all.
Nothing like some father/son bonding time in which a grown man slaps his child on the face, and that child proceeds to wail on his father's skull, for a nearly two minute Three Stooges routine. Before anyone freaks out about child abuse, the kid seems to be having the time of his life.
Rutgers University holds an annual music festival and street party called Rutgersfest. Here is one example as to why the New Brunswick Police Director calls it “the worst thing of the year.” There were also four shootings during the event. Welcome to New Jersey!
Another week, another mortifying display of revolting table manners at an all night diner. We need to develop a drinking game for these brawl videos. Every time someone yells “Youtube that sh*t,” take a drink; every time a skirt is hiked up and women are brawling in their panties, take a drink; etc., lose faith in humanity, etc.
Culture Buzz For his little sister's birthday, artist Ryan Valle reinterpreted one of her drawings of Wolverine fighting a shark. Because, as her DeviantArt profile says, “i drew this because my favorite stuff is sharks and wolverine.”
Celebrity Buzz Who is Justin Bieber Fighting!? Ohhh, it's just a wax figure of himself. Now, who should he be getting in a tussle? Show us with the image overlay tool!
Sometimes these headlines just write themselves. San Diego taco shops are very vibrant.
Surveillance footage of a brawl in a Los Angeles Mexican restaurant, refried with a Street Fighter soundtrack. Would you like your tacos soft shell or hard ass?
Sub-Zero's spine rip has nothing on this little girl's fatality move. I'm honestly afraid to know what's really happening here.
Celebrity Buzz From last night in London, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas get into a scuffle with a paparazzo. There are, of course, photos. They're both so beautiful when they're angry. More over at PopEater.