There’s A Horrifying New "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Meme
A mashup of “Keep Calm And Carry On” and Fifty Shades Of Grey. It is anything but calming. And it doesn’t particularly make any sense!
A mashup of “Keep Calm And Carry On” and Fifty Shades Of Grey. It is anything but calming. And it doesn’t particularly make any sense!
This is extremely important. (via sarah)
Learn what to expect if you have to attend one of these things yourself. WARNING: ladies wearing underwear for no apparent reason ahead.
All joking aside, the “bacon-bound chicken wings” and “taters, baby” are delicious.
Sylvia Day’s Reflected in You recently unseated Fifty Shades of Grey from its spot as the No. 1 best seller in trade fiction, where it’s sat for more than six months. “This wave of erotic fiction? It’s not new, and it’s still a niche genre,” she says.
If it weren’t for Twilight , the world would be completely different, guys.
The cookbook parody you didn’t ask for now has a sensual new trailer. (It’s SFW unless you consider free-range chicken too dirty for the workplace.)
YOU GUYS. This is what a Kindle is for.
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Eager to wear new Fifty Shades of Grey clothes and accessories, but not sure how to style them? BuzzFeed Shift’s resident supermodel Gavon Laessig demonstrates how to rock Fifty Shades-wear at some locations inspired by the Seattle-based book.
The ongoing Fifty Shades of Grey phenomenon has left publicists all over the country scrambling to find connections between their products and the books. Now everything vaguely sexy is being sold as Fifty Shades-themed. Some examples…
You may have read excerpts from the book, but nothing beats Google Translate giving little robotic “oohs” for sexual effect. It really captures the romance. (via volonta.tumblr.com)
Thanks to the astounding popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey’s witless eroticism, Total-E-Books will publish a series of classic novels with the addition of new sex scenes. The series of ebooks called Clandestine Classics includes tales of Sherlock and Watson’s gay love affair; Jane Eyre’s sexual submissiveness; and Mr. Darcy’s naughty attempts to screw Elizabeth Bennett in the meadow. Here are some excerpts.
Users at the image board Canv.as created these diverse “Fifty Shades of Grey parodies, stretching out the grey-related laughter once again. Puns!
Michael De Luca and Dana Brunetti, who produced 2010's The Social Network, have beat out other hopefuls to produce the BDSM bestseller (along with author E.L. James). De Luca also produced Moneyball.
Thanks software designed for catching criminals, we now have a depiction of how women picture the Fifty Shades of Grey character. This has officially gone too far.
Everyone seems to have a different opinion about this book. Let’s hear it, broadway style!
A novel about sex and bondage has spawned the kind of merchandising fervor usually reserved for family classics like Harry Potter. Here’s why.
Yes, these cakes, cupcakes, and cookies are made with gray frosting and batter, specifically for Fifty Shades-themed parties. Don’t those cookies that say “WHAT IS THE SAFE WORD?” look appetizing?
In two enthusiastic video reviews of Fifty Shades Of Grey, 84-year-old sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer admits: “I’m not saying it’s fantastic literature, but it certainly is a good read. (Warning: spoilers ahead!)
The BDSM bestseller has been a much-vaunted hit among women, but there’s one group who’s not convinced. Some female Christian writers say the BDSM bestseller corrupts minds and destroys marriages, and they’re urging the faithful not to read it.
Sex toy company Fun Factory says sales of its vagina-exercising Smart Balls have gone up 300% since similar balls were mentioned in the book. TMZ calls this a "vagina ball explosion," which sounds painful.
The Brevard County Public Library system has removed all copies of the novel from shelves. The reason: "We don't collect porn."
Awkwardly accompanied by stock photos, of course. BuzzFeed’s Lauren Lipsay read this book so you don’t have to. This “mommy porn” sensation is #1 on the New York Times bestseller list right now.