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Celebrity Buzz Watch out Ryan Gosling, Jay-Z has a daughter now. Which is obviously the only reason one should stop saying “bitch” and become a feminist.
Culture Buzz They have a website, a Twitter account and now they have my full attention. (via blogs.villagevoice.com)
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Haha, feminists. Always pissed about stuff. Also, probably about this chart now.*
Culture Buzz Upcoming PS3 game is like capture the flag, only the flag is a fat princess who likes cake. While your team’s offensive objective should be fairly clear, the defensive side of the game consists primarily in gorging your opponents’ captive princess on cake to the point where it’ll take most of their army to carry her back. Oddly enough, the game has served as a call-to-arms for the fat princess community.
Culture Buzz Listen up, ladies! Now you can turn back time (well, if only for your V) with this ultra-creepy “tightening lubricant.” It does exactly what you think it does. That sound you hear is the collective slamming of SUV driver’s-side doors as wannabe-MILF’s race to the finish to see who can find Liquid Virgin first. Alas, it’s only available on teh netz. (Thanks for the tip, Sara!)
Culture Buzz When somebody posts an unflattering picture of someone on their blog or Facebook page, then invites others to comment about how terrible the subject’s dimpled thighs look. There are so many ways in which the blogosphere is just like junior high gym class.
Culture Buzz Yale art student Aliza Shvarts’ senior art project documents a nine-month process during which she artificially inseminates herself while inducing miscarriages over and over. Her exhibition will feature video recordings of these forced miscarriages as well as preserved collections of the blood from the process. Finally, something that pro-lifers AND pro-choicers can agree on! Now both sides of the controversial debate can concur that gratuitous abortion art is pretty despicable.
Politics Buzz Feminist writer Jennifer Baumgardener has created a T-shirt that reads “I was raped” as part of multimedia rape awareness project. Baumgardener aims to force the taboo issue of rape into everyday conversation. Not surprisingly, the T-shirt is causing a fair amount controversy. We wish people didn’t rely as much on slogan T-shirts for topics of conversation.
TV Buzz The New York Times describes the third season of The Hills as having an “Antonioni plotlessness” and considers Heidi Montag to be some sort of “feminist hero.” We wish we were still in college so we could write our women’s studies thesis on the bastion of feminist theory that is The Hills. But we might consider writing an essay just for fun chronicling the Hegelian evolution of our brooding heroine LC, starting with her Laguna Beach days.
Business Buzz A T-shirt reading “NO MEANS NO. Well maybe if I’m drunk” is removed from a retailer’s website after widespread complaints. Adding insult to injury, the tasteless retailer replaced the offending garment with a T-shirt featuring a “Miss Bitch” graphic, and offered a 10% discount to readers of Feministing, the site that lodged the original complaint.
Politics Buzz An article in the Washington Post entitled “We Scream, We Swoon. How Dumb Can We Get?” is generating outrage from bloggers. In the article, she accuses female Obama supporters of being silly groupies. Shouldn’t the fact that Barack Obama is the new NKOTB be a step up for womankind? We just put in our orders for some “Women for Obama” baby tees.
Science Buzz The birth control pill that halts your period sparks a heated feminist debate. Ladies, it’s time to throw out those period panties and dig out those white jeans. It’ll be the most liberating thing you will ever do for yourself.
Culture Buzz A new book called Porn for Women features sensitive men in aprons. We wanted to warn you about this book because it is NOT actually porn! But wait, what is feminist porn? We won’t get into it here; that’s what freshman year at Smith College is for. But here are some links investigating this enigmatic topic.
Culture Buzz Egalitarian societies show a link between forced gender equality and poor health. Sigh. If we could all just marry rich and stay at home making pottery all day, we’d lead long happy lives of joy and prosperity.
Culture Buzz International Women’s Day is today. If you’ve been noticing a lot of blog posts about women today, you’re not hallucinating. There’s still some time to celebrate. We’ll be getting bikini waxes and and pampering our flaccid areoli with nipple tint. Girl power all the way!
Culture Buzz 51% of women are single and the hot new demographic, according to NY Times fluff piece. Remember the first time you saw Sex and the City and you were like, “these people can’t be real”? Real people don’t spend $600 on shoes, or make that many exceptionally dumb puns in everyday conversation. Unfortunately, they are real. And they are the majority.
Culture Buzz Or rather, Women Who Rule The World. Yesterday we learned that Half-Jews control the media. Today we learn that there are actually women who are involved (100 of them to be exact) and that they are so busy, they don't even have time to shave their armpits. Feminism has finally been embraced!
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