Too Fat To Fly
Excited for their holiday, Alan and Jan Coupe were waiting for take off when a flight attendant asked them to leave the plane because they were too fat. Based on this photograph, they are also too fat to photograph. View Image ›
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Excited for their holiday, Alan and Jan Coupe were waiting for take off when a flight attendant asked them to leave the plane because they were too fat. Based on this photograph, they are also too fat to photograph. View Image ›
Jonah Peretti 4 years ago 7 responses
The average American eats more food than he ate in 1970. There you have it. That’s why we’re fat. View Image ›
John Redmond 4 years ago respond
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