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Fat People
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Jonathan And Charlotte: Amazing Britain's Got Talent Audition
TV Buzz You wont believe the sound coming out of this young man. [Ed. note: Not to give away the game here, but this is the latest in a “awkward ugly duckling with a good voice 'surprises' the shit out of Simon Cowell” scenario that has really been working out for them since Paul Potts actually did surprise us all in 2007. Somehow it still totally works.]
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Video: Failed Attempt At Popping Buttons From Shirt
Anyhow why don't we just do a belly drop onto the table and see how that feels.
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Link: How To Tell If Someone Is Pregnant, Or Just Fat
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/8730106.stm
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Apparently you should just listen for huffing. Also, apparently people don't give up seats on buses for pregnant women because they're worried they're fat and not pregnant and wouldn't that be embarrassing? (Via TurtleFeed.)
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Video: The Ice Cream Truck Song Dance
Perhaps this will be more popular than the electric slide. Also, how fitting that this big fella be the inventor.
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Image: Love In Walmart
Flickr user ….casper captured this beautiful love scene at Walmart. This definitely belongs alongside the VJ Day kiss as an example of great moments in American passion.
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Image: Freak Show Obesity 100 Years Ago
Oh how far we've fallen. If you hadn't told me how old this picture was, I'd think it was a vacation novelty photo.
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Fox News Feels Sorry For Fat Politicians
TV Buzz Fox News is the new Chris Crocker, except for plump folks. Leave fatties aloooooooooonnnnnneeeeee!!!!1
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Video: Fat Guy Hates “F*cking Fat Ladies” [NSFW]
Self-proclaimed “fat dude” Norm has some words (mostly obscenity-laden) for fat ladies who ride around in motorized wheelchairs and take up his time in line at the grocery store. If Norm needs anything, it's a f*cking tranquilizer. At this rate, the dude is gonna give himself a f*cking heart attack! F*ck!
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Top 10 Reasons Not To Go To The Beach
Culture Buzz It's summertime and it's hot outside, and I'm sure you're sitting in front of your computer wishing that you could be at the beach. But you can't be, and that's ok, cause it turns out the beach isn't so great after all. Here's the top 10 reasons to just stay away from the beach this summer:
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Video: Extreeem Foodcrush
Hungry? D'ya wanna watch Ms. Extreeem crush some pancakes with her big, fat feet? Sure you do! Turn up the speakers so you can get the full experience with the smooshes and creaking floor. Or, add your own soundtrack! I recommend Smash Mouth - All Star.
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Image: Ian Thorpe Got Fat
The verdict's still out on Jessica, but I think we can all agree, former Olympic swimmer, Ian Thorpe, got fat. This concludes your daily celebrity weight loss/gain update on BuzzFeed.
